• hOrni@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    I don’t like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I’d prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole “Make love not war” philosophy.

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      8 days ago

      Nazi or not there’s no shot I’d be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

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        8 days ago

        Irrelevant.

        You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I’m bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don’t let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock’s tickin’ and that fuckin’ you’re here for ain’t starting until the room’s freshly painted.

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        8 days ago

        So like 3,5 min for fighting and 3,5 for fucking? I’m almost 40, I can’t get it up in 3,5 minutes.

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          8 days ago

          You a quick study on skulling fascists? Only 3.5 mins for a roomful seems like a walk-in closet at the most, but maybe you’ve been practicing for the big leagues. Commendable foresight, citizen.

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      8 days ago

      Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?

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      7 days ago

      I’m not really for beating people up in general, unless it’s necessary.

      If possible, try and change their minds (it has been known to happen).

      Violently resist their attempts at capturing any sort of influence though, which is the point the US is at it seems.

      Nazi salute, straight to jail (which is what recently happened in a Victoria, Australia. A funny comparison to the US)

      https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-09/jacob-hersant-nazi-salute-sentence/104448256

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      7 days ago

      You’ve got no romance in your soul, you’ve got to woo her first by doing a couples activity. Also it’s good cardio.