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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago

What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 hours ago
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  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    I don’t wanna meet anything that is slimy and has four legs. That is pretty much how games like half-life start.

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    A crab that lost a few legs while falling into a vat of lube

  • TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works
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    Kangaroo

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      House with legs, ok, but slimy where?

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    A turtle with a cold?

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    Armadillo?

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female’s back for 4-6 months.

    If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.

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    Nautiloids? They have a shell, are slimy, and have tentacles (“feet”)

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    That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].

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      Mushroom? In particular, the ones that look most like Smurf houses?

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      Clam? I’d put them at like 0.25 slime, though

    • Waldelfe@feddit.org
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      Maybe some sea animal with a house? I’d imagine you don’t need slime under water. But I’m no biologist.

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      Yeah, but it can be filled in with “house”.

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    If you can have slugs and snails, the other one is a toad

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    a nautilus, as long as you accept tentacles as legs

    Although, they have more than 4, so I guess they wouldint be featured at that particular point

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    A well lubeicated turtle

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    Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there’s another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?

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      A house

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        A flooded stilt house.

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      Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the “no slime” definition.

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        Clams have a “foot” that they use to move around with sometimes.

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        deleted by creator

    • lakemalcom@sh.itjust.works
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      Came here to say this exactly. And I’m thinking like maybe some kind of sea creature, maybe coral?

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      Move snake to no slime, no legs, one house, and replace it with legless lizards. People do keep snakes as pets but I’ve never heard the same for legless lizards

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        House doesn’t mean pet. House means is a house. Snail, turtle, oyster, clam, etc are house.

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        Snake no is house

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    A landlord?

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      Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

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        A married couple who are landlords.

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        Phylogenetically, they’re still tetrapods.

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          You’re the best kind of correct!

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        They only stand on their back legs when they feel threatened, to make themselves look bigger

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    A middle class couple with a food fetish?

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