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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

I should really start weighing my pasta

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I should really start weighing my pasta

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Captain Janeway@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    Just count the noodles.

    • BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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      Or lay them all out long ways and measure

      • eman_resu@lemmy.world
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        Or lay them all out short ways and measure

        • turtlesareneat@discuss.online
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          Or lay them all out diagonally and use the Pythagorean theorum

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    Just look at how much you have when it’s uncooked and then remember what that much looks like after it’s been cooked? Should start to get an idea after a few hundred pots of pasta. 🙃👌

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      Noted. Start with a few hundred pots of pasta. Adjust from there.

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        Should work in theory 👌

        • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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          Instructions unclear. Smoked the pot, now I’m even more hungry.

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            [munchies intensify]

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    You make pasta when you want.

    I make pasta out of soups…

    We are not the same, and I’m not allowed to cook soups anymore.

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      Your dream of pasta and soup is real and it is beautiful, it’s just called pho

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    “it’s Dean Martin’s recipe, I always make too much”

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    How much dry pasta per person by weight?

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      Approximately .69 grams per kilogram should do it.

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        That’s … actually pretty accurate

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            Yes, overserving pasta is pretty common

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                Look at this guy, he can’t handle a whole courgette

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      I do 150g with a light sauce, like aglio e olio or chili oil. Maybe 75g if it’s going with a bunch of veg and meat.

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      A quarter or a third of a 500g pack depending on how hungry you are, 125g or 166g. In an Italian menu no more than 100g as a “primo”, where the pasta dish is one of two main dishes and you are supposed to eat bread as a filler.

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    You guys are the pros!

    I just jumped in intended to commiserate but y’all are next level. I was going to say I’m used to making two boxes for my teens and keep doing so by mistake even when it’s just me. I have no idea what weight that may be

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