I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

Sometimes trump hears a policy suggestion and it becomes an earworm for him. Then he’ll keep repeating that earworm until it’s out of his head.

Block instance and block community buttons are your friends.

“sir, we’ve invented something that blows up when you step on it”

“That’s great, but where’s your sense of drama?”

You will love the spyware bear.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”

Ghosts are just another conspiracy theory.

“Haha, you plebs think it’s just the plumbing, but I know the truth!”

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

Same energy as born again Christians trying to convert me from atheism.

“I used to be you!”

No, you were a slightly less annoying version of you. You don’t know me at all.

The only thing I’ve been cautiously excited for from marvel, because no way home was the only post endgame movie I thought was good.

Everyone is all “actually it would be impossible” like this bitch did math before telling the guy to go fuck himself.

Robin Williams had a chronic disease with a horrible outcome. Guy went out on a high note, all things considered.

God this game sucks, I can’t even pay $60 for a cosmetic.

Is there a lore reason why that mushroom has a nipple?

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

You know it’s a dick move, because if you treated happiness the same way people would be mad.

Starving child: the aid worker gave me a football! Best day ever!

How can you enjoy this football when there’s people in Philadelphia playing Xbox??

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

For me it was just hot as balls.

Nah this summer dragged on forever.