ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up175arrow-down114
arrow-up161arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squareccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up85·2 months agoCounterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoYeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoCounter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months ago“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
minus-squareZiglin (they/them)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.
minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoFor me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
minus-squareMimicJar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 months agoI dunno, asking a friend is the right thing to do. Demanding things is how I ended up with a body in the first place.
Counterpoint: You’re the bad friend for asking your friend to help you with a dead body
Yeah, this shower thought is awfully judgy coming from a (presumably hypothetical) killer.
Counter counterpoint: you are the dead body and your best friend is helping to bury you.
“yeah, when I said I’d do anything for you, that was a fucking figure of speech”
I have prepended an almost every time I’ve said seriously that sort of thing to someone.
For me it’d be fine. For my actually close friends I specifically said I would help them with a body if needed, so they’re honouring my wishes by asking
I dunno, asking a friend is the right thing to do. Demanding things is how I ended up with a body in the first place.