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Given one next year that says two years.
RETURN THE SLAB EUSTACEThe new Ring movie has dropped.
So you watch some weird video and this cake shows up at your door or something?
You watch the cake and some weird video shows up at your door
I think you just came up with a plot that’s even more boring than The Ring.
You read the message, and it starts bleeding before your eyes. Suddenly, the blood forms a crevice in the cake through which a hand pushes its way upwards, as if a corpse crawled from its grave…
I love shit like this so much. A handmade cake is a level of tetration above a store-bought.
Note that there’s nothing wrong with a solid store-bought cake. I just value handmade extremely high.
Everything is always too sweet. Store bought is literally inedible for me. One bite and I want to throw up. Most of the recipes out there are also too sweet! You have to cut sugar in half or more to get anything resembling good taste. Not only that but most traditional cakes lack sour balance. Blarh
