Make it a good one.

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    29 minutes ago

    Go back to the Garden of Eden with a bucket, grab all the apples, then head back.

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    Can I appear anywhere? Pop into white house or Kremlin during the Cuban missile crisis and say: I’m from the future, you must attack, or… Then travel back to the future without finishing the sentence.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky@lemm.ee
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    If I ever got sick from something like COVID, I’d just go back to medieval Europe and let it spread like wildfire. I guarantee this modern disease would absolutely wipe out a large majority of Europe and everywhere else it spreads in the world. And little to no effort besides waiting for if I ever get it (which I thankfully never have had and hope I never will).

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    13 hours ago

    Shoot Arch Duke Ferdinand. Few people even now about it today, but he was subject to a horribly mangled assassination attempt that many scholars belive would have set off a major war in Europe had he died.

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    10 hours ago

    My name is Friedrich Trump (aka Frederick Trump) and I already did that and even had a nice hump.

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    11 hours ago

    Go to back to the big bang. You presence alone will butterfly effect the earth out of existence.

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    18 hours ago

    Go back in time and do something to prevent Vasily Aleksandrovich Arkhipov from becoming the Executive Officer on the B-59 Soviet nuclear sub in October 1962. He’s the guy who talked the Captain and the Political Officer out of launching the nukes when they thought they were being attacked by the US Navy during the Cuban Missile Crisis. His persuasiveness is generally considered to have avoided WWIII from starting then.

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    15 hours ago

    Go punt kick the first fish back into the ocean as it tries to waddle it’s fat ass out of the water.

    I know that’s not how evolution works but I can dream… Life would likely be vastly different given such a long period of time with something like that changing either way.

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    18 hours ago

    You’re going to pretend we’re not on that timeline right now? I see your play, time traveller.