If you are 75% good, your counterpart will be 75% evil.
If you are 99% good, your counterpart will be 99% evil.
What do you do if you meet your evil counterpart?
I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”
Stuff.
Butt stuff.
If you gave yourself a reach-around, would that just be masturbating?
iono but i mean I got this mask…
I’m pretty sure I’m 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.
I’d probably take a car to our mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
I can fix her.
I just realized there was never an evil twin episode in Buffy.
The Wish (s03e09) and Doppelgangland (s03e16) are pretty close.
what if you are 50 / 50 and you meet yourself and youre both like “hey dude, whats happening?”
Some guy pops out blabbing something about being the good version of me and I continue eating my sandwich
They make themself a sandwich with what you have left, eat it, and leave. You get a Venmo payment for the cost of a loaf of bread and sandwich ingredients later.
Truly, the good version.
Good me definitely also understands how important sandwiches (and sandwich precursors) are to us so that tracks
One of us tells only truths, the other only lies.
I would fuck my self
Truthfully I’d be super curious what a fully unlocked evil me was capable of.
Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.
Find common ground and go out for Thai food.
Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole
My evil self would’ve already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it’s actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.
So I’d become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.
this would make a good sitcom, something in the style of Reno911
Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs…
Get someone to do a very long set of interviews, thought experiments, and tests to see what makes us different in order to isolate, regardless of whether we can tell which of us holds the evil position, what areas of belief can have a position than can be objectively called evil. It’d be hilarious if, after months of testing, it turns out the only difference we have is our opinions on marmite or pineapple on pizza.
That’s a smart move. But won’t your evil self be interested in screwing the experiment uo?
Only if successfully completing experiments is itself good or evil. The question stipulates they are our moral inverse, not opposite in every way.
i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that
if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i’d probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could’ve pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time