merari42@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 20 days agoA feeling of warmthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1530arrow-down110
arrow-up1520arrow-down1imageA feeling of warmthlemmy.worldmerari42@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 20 days agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareHeyJoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down5·20 days agoMy entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that’s not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down1·20 days agoLive a little. Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit. Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
minus-square9point6@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·19 days agoOne day, you will not have the luxury of choice
minus-squareIndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17·edit-220 days agoIf you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·19 days agoNeptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 days agoI’ll take what I can get.
minus-squareperestroika@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-218 days agoOpinion: why mess with the paper. Just give it an extra flush before you do the job. :)
My entire life, i have yet to sit on a toilet that’s not my own or a hotel. Restrooms are strictly pee zones.
Live a little.
Go to the nearest gas station and take a shit.
Smear a little on the wall like you’re Jackson Pollock for maximum liberation.
Jackson Poolock
One day, you will not have the luxury of choice
If you ever do, i recommend placing a piece of paper vertically and horizontally across the water. At home, you can deal with a splash. Outside, a splash can shunt something foreign into your body. Don’t share needles or poo water with strangers.
Neptune’s kiss… always unexpected. Never longed for.
I’ll take what I can get.
Opinion: why mess with the paper. Just give it an extra flush before you do the job. :)