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cm0002@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Ducking right

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Ducking right

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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    Apple encourages fowl language

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      Dad?

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    I saw someone fucking under a bridge to avoid the rain today

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      Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.

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    I’m ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty

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    My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won’t let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.

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    All hail the Ducking, ruler of the lake

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    “Did the sniper get one of our guys?” “No they were all fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean fucking I mean…”

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    He’s ducking the real issue here.

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    I don’t use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.

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    What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?

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    I’ll be ducking out now.

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      I’ll be fucking out now

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    iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren’t always accurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs

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    This is why you just set a shortcut in your phone.

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    deleted by creator

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    Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.

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