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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

AI will replace programmers

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AI will replace programmers

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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    The client wants to drag and drop their own personalized excel file with no guaranteed formatting or column order or data contract in order to import their data into our system <3

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      Needs more AI to randomly guess what the columns might be

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      I love how this is a universal experience.

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      Jesus, this gave me war flashbacks.

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        Please, do elaborate. Let others feast on your suffering.

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          I had a potential client, an accountant. They had their own, uh, system within a spreadsheet. They wanted me to program another system to be able to send their spreadsheet output into our governments IRS. Did a little back-and-forth but could not convince them to drop the idea.

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      Do we have the same client?

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        Everyone has and is that client.

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          Yeah but when I’m like that it’s justified

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      Or headers. Just unlabeled data in a CSV.

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        Yep, RIP

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