The fools are those thinking AI is anything more than just an advanced palm pilot handwriting model
Why did we start using steak sauce on everything, anyway?
The fearmongering is also a part of the AI hype. If AGI was anywhere close, do you really think the Microsoft and NVIDIA stock would be doing crab walk on the exchange?
AImen brotha
Microsoft is literally turning on 3 mile island to run AI
Same vibes
I’d rather them use nuclear than oil to power that stuff but its still kinda annoying
The scariest part of this is all the rural land they’re buying up. The rural areas were the only areas free of buldozing millions of years of natural habitats
The thing is that nuclear energy could have been used to replace other things that uses oil energy instead. It could have lowered carbon emissions, instead it just adds to energy expense.
As long as nuclear is required to be 1000x safer (not even hyperbole) than fossil fuels it will be expensive to run and the cost of nuclear for running home electricity is more than the average person wants to spend. So it wasn’t really going to replace a lot of other uses of oil anyway
It already is. People are scared of nuclear waste, but many don’t realize that coal waste is far more dangerous and has killed millions more people than nuclear waste ever has. It is around 976,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000% more deadly than nuclear waste and also has storage issues. As in, it’s not being stored at all, unless you count the entire earth as storage
Sarah Conner would be like “You shits think this is AI?”
Right off the bat, this is not enough for 12 full cupcakes. Double at least, maybe even triple, to fill out a dozen cupcakes liners.
Checked them real quick at the 10 minute mark and decided to go ahead and finish out the full 18 minutes.
Toothpick test came out fine at 18 minutes but they seem a little off. They jiggle a bit like they’re undercooked but they are in fact cooked.
Final consensus is that they’re very okay. A little under flavored, pretty small but I think they’re cute. They legitimately feel like they have no love they’re just neutrally palatable in flavor and texture in every way.
First, you’re awesome for actually volunteering to do this and following through!
They legitimately feel like they have no love they’re just neutrally palatable in flavor and texture in every way.
That sounds like a great description for many AI implementations too!
Headshot!
Accurate and savage, I love it
You actually did it! What a legend.
It sounds like the robots still have a lot to learn.
You win t’interwebs today.
This Guy Bakes
This Guy Bakes
Gal, I think by the user name.
Armored thirteen? Why’s that female?
Fuckit I need something to do today I’ll let you know how the recipe turns out
Please be warned, that part of the text was 100% AI. I’ve never baked cupcakes…
Well we’re going to learn if robots know how to bake
Ur sacrifice is appreciated
It looks fine, but I’d double the fat and start checking them after around 15 minutes
“i know the date it happens! on August 29th 1997, it’s gonna feel pretty FUCKING REAL TO YOU TOO! anybody not wearing two million sunblock’s gonna have a real bad day, get it?? god, you think you’re safe and alive, you’re already dead - him, you, you’re dead already! this whole place, everything you see is GONE! YOU’RE THE ONE LIVING IN A FUCKING DREAM, SILBERMAN! 'CAUSE I KNOW IT HAPPENS! IT HAPPENS!!”
Stabs her with some drugs.
Never noticed how long his face really is. Feels like looking at my own thumb.
Scene: on the far wall of the room is a small intercom. It is connected to a hospital wide-AI, that is tasked to converse with patients, especially when the noise threshold exceeds 66Db. The intercom springs to life after hearing these very loud complaints, and begins to speak in a soothing, if not slightly robotic, voice.
AI health assistant: Sarah, remember what we talked about? That was 30 years ago. Silberman died 15 years ago. Please stop disturbing the other patients and eat your pudding.
We’re not changing the future or stopping it … we just delay it from inevitably happening
That was a bullshit twist ending and if dragging out an aging Schwarzenegger to do some of the stiffest line-reads in his career hadn’t spoiled the franchise, I’d say this was what put it out to pasture.
The thing that made the first two films (and the short-lived TV spin off) cool was this idea of a modern day insurgency against a dystopian future. As soon as you concede Judgement Day is irreversible, it sucks all the drama out of the story. Now you’ve just got What If Rambos Were Robots And They Were Fighting: The Movie, minus all that social baggage about Vietnam.
No fate but what we make.
Was this drawn with AI because if it was it would be ironic enough to be hilarious.
I guess that’s the joke
I’m 99.9% sure Terminator movie was a warning sent from the future.
Skynet is inevitable.
You must use the Terminators to destory the Terminators.
More likely, skynet already happened, you’re probably the cpu.
Even more likely, You’re the dream inside of the brain of one of skynet’s electric sheep.
Maybe Depression doesn’t actually exist, it’s the error in the simulation in my character.
TFW you seg fault youself today, just to see if it is real.
It’s funny how many people still are afraid of technology.
Always keep in mind, if it’s free then you are the product!
That’s why my life, my love, and my lady is the sea.
Robocop vs Terminator was a interesting comic. The premise being that Skynet interacted with RoboCop’s cyborg brain which is how it gained sentience and was able to bring about war. The fact it was a cops brain, well there you go.
Living in 2025 has got me feeling like Sarah Connor about fucking everything. At this point, I’m pretty sure we’re just a few months out from the Faro plague, and when it breaks out, the Trump administration will ban government officials from talking about it by adding it to their list of banned DEI words.
I’m not worried. The robot leopards won’t eat MY face.
Went back in time and changed things repeatedly = explains Trump.
It was that damn sports almanac, wasn’t it?
This raises an interesting question: if some time traveler really did tamper with things, what would the evidence look like? Is there anything that could have only happened with knowledge from a now defunct timeline?
Then there’s the horror that it is actually happening and this is somebody’s idea of a repaired timeline.
I don’t think there ever could be observable evidence of a changed timeline. Especially nothing stupid like Marty slowly fading out of existence in Back to the Future.
But tbh, I’m not sure going into the past to change something is actually possible in most cases without creating some sort of time paradox. Interacting with the future shouldn’t cause any problems, but the past is probably set in stone. After all, if I went back in time to assassinate hitler, there is no reason for future me to go back in time to kill hitler since he was already killed, causing hitler to never get assassinated. And on and on it loops.
Ignoring space for a moment, it depends whether you see time as a single - linear - dimension, or as a set of n dimensions.
If time can only exist as a single dimension, then yes, we’d have a paradox.
If time is two-(or more)-dimensional, then you’d just step into a parallel timeline/dimension for every change made, forsaking the old timeline Steins’ Gate-style.
Obviously, 2+ dimensional time cannot be proven, so it’s just a fun thought experiment. It’s not entirely unlike the hypothetical 4th dimension of space - which would leave space-time with 4 dimensions of space and one of time.
If you take the interpretation of the Participatory Anthropic Universe (that we in the present brought the past into being through consensus observation/recollection), then you in the present will maybe have some loose memories associated to how the world used to be, but everyone else who still exists will have their memories overridden with the events you set in place. BackToTheFuture-style.
Berenstain Bears
Nelson Mandela killed Sinbad
