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The human body has 7 holes
50 cent had 12 briefly.
Pretty sure 7+9 is 16.
I don’t follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can’t fuck them…
since you can’t fuck them.
As opposed to the bullet holes then?
Exactly! You’re getting it now.
That’s quitter talk.
Everyone’s?
Probably not everyone’s, but I’d be willing to bet that the total number of exceptions to the rule either greater or fewer than pretty nearly cancel each other out, on average.
- Mouth
- Left nostril
- Right nostril
- Left ear
- Right ear
- Urethra
- Anus
Am I losing my mind or did everyone here forget that roughly half the population of the planet also has a vagina (8)?
Urethra opening and vaginal opening are both inside the human body. There is only one opening in the front, male or female. Females have labia minora/majora. Males have urinary meatus.
TIL
That is a fair point.
Fewer when part of a human centipede.
I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn’t reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.
a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.
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see, this is why everyone hates topology and their silly yet weirdly true rules.
Booooo. We all know what a hole is, don’t bring topology into this. I’ll give you a plate for your drinks at my house if you pull this silliness.
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If you don’t see the difference between a cup and a plate because they’re the same topologically then I’m gonna use them interchangeably around you.
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I’m not going to stand for this hole trutherism. If you take a shovel and dig, you have made a hole. We have called that a hole forever. Usage dictates meaning.
You will need to put a handle under the plate.
Then I’m fine.
Ponders a klein vagina…
Wait… do holes that meet up with other holes count as separate holes? The nostrils meet up with the mouth hole but then combined they go through to the anus. Do those count as three distinct holes, since looking at each of them individually they would count as a hole? Or would there be one hole with… four openings?
ETA: I have more questions. Do all the openings need to be open to still be considered a hole? Is it only a hole if all my sphincters are open and my mouth is open? If I’m getting choked but my mouth is open and I’m trying to breathe, does my mouth to nostrils count as a hole themselves? Do my nostrils automatically count as a hole as long as one or both isn’t stuffed up?
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I’m really curious how you got that number? I guess eye sockets aren’t counted, as topologically with how many of the tubes connect, it’s probably something weird.
Mouth/anus is just one hole since humans are doughnut shaped.
So we are really just a big cup?
donut != cup
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mug_and_Torus_morph.gif
In topography a donut and a cup are equivalent shapes.
cup != mug
You were making me doubting my english for a moment there. But no, a quick google search confirmed that a cup, like in a cup of coffee, is totally valid for my statement.
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Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed
Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.
So… Mouth, nose… Does nose count as one or two? And the ears… Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?
Definitely don’t count pores!
Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.
Sorry, typo fixed before I saw your comment. :P
Aww, too bad. I actually generally try not to tease about typos, I’ve made plenty myself, but occasionally I can’t resist. Decent chance there’s one in this comment and, just for fun, I’m not even going to proofread!
Thanks for being a good sport about it. For any future readers, the unedited post said “moth” instead of “mouth.”
Hope that, whatever part of your day it is, it’s a good one.
Same to you! :D
The world needs occasional fun with typos.
Don’t forget bellybutton.
Pores
How many positions are available?
It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.
That is an unusually low number, but I’m certain we can work something out.
I never really found out what the third was for.
Sex. They’re all for sex.
You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant
Eating and breathing
“Wow, three whole openings!”
