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minus-squareRagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months agoI do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet…. “A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoIn my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better
minus-squareLumpyPancakes@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI time how long mine took. 45 seconds is the max, 30 seconds typical for long overnight. If I only take 10-15 seconds, body was lying about needing to go. Count down to firing is also a thing sometimes.
minus-squareRagnarokOnline@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoEverybody needs a runway
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoI sing the alphabet in French.
I do a band count before I start peeing into the toilet….
“A-one, a-two, a-one-two-three-four!” peeeeeeeeeeeee
I then usually start singing a tv show theme song like Happy Days as I keep the flow going. Disturbed yet?
In my head I heard the count in from Billy Joel’s “A Matter of Trust” which made it all the better
I time how long mine took. 45 seconds is the max, 30 seconds typical for long overnight. If I only take 10-15 seconds, body was lying about needing to go.
Count down to firing is also a thing sometimes.
Everybody needs a runway
I sing the alphabet in French.