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When you're working on a file that was last updated six years ago

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Even if it was my code, after 6 years:

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    “Who the fuck wrote this garbage?! ……oh.”

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    2019

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      don’t do this to me

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      I keep forgetting 2019 is not 1 year ago

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    Ah yes, the “fuck it, no-one is going to use this” code.

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      I’ve written semi-personal tools that other team members sometimes use that will break in 2100. The comments note this and really hope they aren’t still using these by then

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      Or the “too critical and poorly documented so nobody dares change it” code. Good Luck!

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    I mean if it’s worked without modification for 6 years….

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    “Lmao, who runs mathematically optimized assembly? Let’s get this objective-c rewrite going.”

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    One title would have been enough.

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      When you’re working on a file that was last updated six years ago

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    Is that…The 7th Guest?

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    Can’t relate, unless you’re editing .gitignore or LICENSE files for some reason.

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