President Donald Trump on Friday fired the Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner, hours after the agency reported that job growth in the U.S. had slowed to a near-halt.
In a Truth Social post that also directed even more fire at Fed Chair Jerome Powell, Trump accused BLS Commissioner Erika McEntarfer of being a political appointee who was manipulating jobs data.
“I was just informed that our Country’s “Jobs Numbers” are being produced by a Biden Appointee, Dr. Erika McEntarfer, the Commissioner of Labor Statistics, who faked the Jobs Numbers before the Election to try and boost Kamala’s [Harris’] chances of Victory,” Trump wrote.
“We need accurate Jobs Numbers. I have directed my Team to fire this Biden Political Appointee, IMMEDIATELY. She will be replaced with someone much more competent and qualified,” he added.
Next week: there were 134 million new jobs
134 BILLION NEW JOBS!!!
FTFY
I mean, it’s Trump. Do you really think he’d use a number that could be even remotely realistic? It has to be something truly stupid
Fair, he did say he’d bring down the cost of drugs by 1000%. Chronic illnesses about to make BANK.
Woo-cough-hoo!
I was thinking about a number greater than the population of the US, but decided on a number that was equally impossible yet somehow believable by maga.
Doesn’t matter. If he says it, they’ll believe it.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Yeah, he would say, “1234 Billions New Jobs!”
Easier to remember.
12345 is even easier, it being the same as the combination on all of their luggage. :-P
Well they saved “258 million” people from fentanyl overdose in 100 days; finding half of them jobs in a week should be no problem.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/pam-bondi-fentanyl-258m/2/3rds of Americans OD’d in 100 days?
Where the fuck was I, someone must have been handing out the good shit for free.
Let me know when y’all want to march on Washington and physically remove these asshats from power. I can fit 4 other people in my truck.
The thing is, we don’t need you to march on Washington. We need you to march against your neighbor who’s so full of OAN that they still support the asshat in chief.
That’s just it though. These folks seem IMPOSSIBLE to get through to. Though admittedly my experience may draw from some of the lead-alzheimer’s cadre of boomers. I mean they spent fuckin decades making sure they had a poorly educated group that would VOTE, with the added bonus that so many of them were surreptitiously ending up brain damaged as well.
I really wish I knew how to help these people. I’ve been compassionate, patient, understanding; and I’ve also brow beat the shit out of em, gotten in screaming matches (not too often, but they tend to respect a level of violence). And it tends to have little effect. It’s the part of this that vexes and hurts me the most, and why I can’t help but feel this will only be rectified with chilling violence that none of us want and are ill-suited to execute. Ugh.
Their belief in MAGA is filling some deep psychological need. Logical reasoning around the belief is irrelevant because logic can’t activate whatever social buttons are being satisfied by their engagement with the MAGA movement.
Research trying to figure out what makes humans susceptible to this kind of stuff and how to protect each other was a hot topic, but then Congressional Republicans launched harassing investigations into everyone in the field and the institutions that supported their work, and of course the current executive branch has entrenched that fear. Gotta keep the victims coming to the grifter trough.
So far we’ve been screaming that the meteors are coming. They haven’t really hit yet. When they start landing next to them and on them, then most of them will start to believe it.
But one, how close the meteor needs to hit varies. And two, a few won’t even get it when their wife gets deported.
No! Ant poison works because the workers take the poison to the queen. The same cannot be said for this circumstance.
We need both
Maybe we help each other get elected to local positions in our communities and state. Only way we can truly make some difference. Anyone in Oklahoma area won’t join the resistance?
Assuming there are still elections this time, I’m definitely running for something in Maine
Maine is civilized. They have legal weed.
I moved here on purpose
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He wants people who will lie for him, like bondi, bongino, kash, hegseth, tulsi, etc.
He wants people who will lie, break the law, or support/hide/ignore illegal activities. He’s a fucking mobster. Organized crime is at the executive branch. Arguably the judiciary and Senate as well.
Watching fascism play out in real time… What a time to be alive.
So when this is all over. These enablers will go to jail right?
Depends on timing. We’re in a small window between them showing their intent, and a first-for-humanity inability to organize against them. Once ORNL gets their nuke-powered AI up and running, and fed all the Palantir data and the decades of mass surveillance data the NSA has but hasn’t been able to use at scale, the regime will be able to have a constantly-updated list of the people most likely to instigate an uprising, and can just MLK them or blackmail them before their movement gets off the ground. All that will remain are easily-dealt-with and easily-discredited lone wolves.
Goddamn man. Depressing. This is exactly what I expected though, and nearly lost my mind over 20 years ago.
I was so excited about technology, and then it occurred to me that it would definitely have been used by Hitler 1.0 if he’d had it, and it definitely will be used by Hitler 2.0 when the time comes.
The next big authoritarian movement will not need neighbors informing on each other. People have unwittingly prepared a dossier on themselves and handed it to the Stasi.
Man, oh man.
What Hitler 1.0 actually had available to him was adequate to maintain complete control over Germany despite the German people going through much worse than what we’ve experienced (so far, at least). Germany had clearly lost WWII, her cities had been bombed into complete rubble (so much so that there really wasn’t anything left to bomb), and the Allied armies were rapidly closing in on all sides. And yet Hitler and his cronies didn’t lose their grip on power, not until the Russians were literally overhead and Hitler put a bullet in his brain. The German people never rose up and overthrew fascism on their own.
Which ones? The ones actively helping him, or the ones simply letting it happen?
Whatever helps you sleep at night!
I would like someone to create a website where we can list the enablers. All of them. Make a list. Start with Trump. Add everyone in his cabinet. Add all of his enablers, down to the people that voted for him.
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Unfortunately my knowledge of running an anonymous website is very limited.
All depends on your threat model. If a major government is after you, you’re screwed no matter what.
Otherwise, making a .onion for your website is straightforward.
Why waste the space putting the crooks who willingly sold out the country on ice when there’s a perfectly good gallows?
Ever hear the expression, "Hitler made the trains run on time“?
Thing is, he didn’t. But everyone was afraid to report that they weren’t running on time, so officially they always met their schedules.
That’s where this is heading.
It was actually Mussolini who failed to make the trains run on time. I mean, I haven’t heard of them being especially punctual under Hitler, either, but the phase is about Mussolini.
Hitler’s more known for a different kind of train.
I only ever heard that Kruschev “made the trains run on time.” AFAIK, he did.
But he made them run on thyme, right?
Spot on and Krasnov is copying the lunatic Austrian motherfucker.
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The administration equivalent of putting a piece of tape on your dash to cover a blinking check engine light.
Thanks for including blinking, as this means severe engine damage, not a pesky code to clear. And it’s exactly what’s going on here.
This is so surreal, such a parody.
Makes sense - if you don’t like the numbers just fire the messenger.
Foxtrot Delta Taco.
Tango but I see what you did there.
We’re fucked. It’s all over but the fighting.
Until a few months ago, I was a statistician for the US government. 25 years. I’m so fucking glad I’m out, though I’m making far less than I used to, honestly not enough yet. But I’m glad I’m not under his thumb.
I cut my salary in half to get out. Wtf is money worth if you can’t even afford anything?
This is satire right? Jesus H. Christ. We are so far into clown world that you couldn’t even make fun of it. No matter how ridiculous you make it sound- they will outdo you with reality.
How is this any different from admitting that whoever Trump replaces them with is going to report inaccurate numbers to make Trump look good?
Dude shot the messenger instead of facing the issue at hand.
He wants to replace them with someone who will fudge numbers to whatever is useful for Trump.
He doesn’t care about the issue, he just wants to have good numbers.
The firings will continue until the job numbers improve.
This carries similar vibes to altering the weather map with a sharpie
1984
And we’ve only just reached the 8th month of this 4 year term.
It’s ok, ai might reach super intelligence before then 😅, and climate change might be beyond recovery, nothing important the government should be working on.
How do I short the entire US economy?
Normally I’d say this is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve heard, but I don’t even know if it makes the top 10 this week.
USA is emulating Russia and will be just as dysfunctional. China is at least producing results.
Chinese economy is the absolute shitter with no signs of improvement
to try and boost Kamala’s [Harris’] chances
Will everyone that needed CNBC to clarify which Kamala he was talking about, please raise your hand.
They obviously don’t want anyone confusing her with the Brazilian thrash metal band.
China has been providing false numbers, so here is a move to leveling the playing field by making USA numbers untrustworthy as well. One step closer to beat China.
