• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Titan submersible disaster?

    Kinda like the ‘you just got a raise’ disaster?

    ‘You get an extra day off this week’ disaster?

    ‘You enjoy a nice holiday with your family’ disaster?

    ‘Your favorite restaurant snuck in two extra free egg rolls to your order’ disaster?

    • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Y’all got anymore of those ‘CEOs are spontaneously combusting in cities all over the globe’ distasters?

  • TomMasz@piefed.social
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    Hello? If he had survived, they all would have survived. And it would have been handled the way it was in the past, by intimidating anyone who dared speak up. Billionaires have carte blanche to do whatever they want without penalty. That’s just how it works.

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      Hello? If he had survived, they all would have survived.

      I think the answer to your confusion is “if he weren’t in the sub when it imploded.”

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      He wasn’t always the pilot, many times he sent college students to the bottom with minimal training.
      If it imploded and he wasn’t on the sub then he would have been criminally charged.

  • Skeezix@lemmy.world
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    Well this is the dumbest one yet. If he survived? If he survived a cataclysmic implosion 2 miles beneath the surface they would have hauled his soggy ass to court?

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    2 days ago

    Are the Epstein files in there? We’re looking for the Epstein files. Have you seen them? Yeah, the Epstein files. No? Keep fucking looking! uselessfuckindivers