It would be a bit alarming if she was still sending letters
Love Elizabeth II
P.S. See you soon!Would be pretty punk rock if she had preemptively written out like a hundred of these to send out after her passing
What do you mean. Queen Charles will now be sending letters.
Release the Epstein files
I like your optimism thinking that he’d wait till you’re 13
You misunderstand, the text would say “13? Ha, you’re now too old, got any younger siblings?”
The text is tell you youre too old now.
turned thirteen today
sorry but you hit the wall
tough luck —prince andrew
in haiku form
This offer is no longer available. Does King Charles follow his mothers tradition here?
Yes! Grandfather-in-law just got one. Not just in UK — this is Commonwealth-wide.
Thanks for the info, and congrats to your Grandfather-in-law.
Prince Andrew helped me learn some useful British slang: “sweaty nonce”.




