Ha I knew it! They have nothing, anyone can find a witness or 150 for something.
Don’t forget these witnesses will be paid using your tax dollars. /s
Yep, $40 a day and 65.5 cents per mile.
What! I’m getting robbed at 55 cents/mi!
It hasn’t been that since like 2018. https://www.irs.gov/tax-professionals/standard-mileage-rates
Damn future past
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I don’t know if it was a California thing or not, but back in the day they used to pay you $5 a day for jury duty. The aerospace company I worked at paid full salary for jury duty days, but for a while they required your to reimburse the company for the $5/day. It sort of makes sense philosophically because you don’t need the court compensation if you’re getting guilt paid, but it always seemed kind of cheap. I think they stopped that because they realized it was costing them more to process the reimbursement than they were getting from it.
Malicious compliance does it again!
I know in some states it’s law that if the employer agrees to pay your salary the jury duty wages may(must?) be claimed by the company as income, so they are selling your time at a loss basically. It’s meant to be an incentive for companies to do it, but at $5/day yeah that’s not worth the paper work.
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Whats the subtext here? That thats a bad thing?
Witnesses and jurors should obviously be paid in Trump NFTs and 5.56 rounds like TRUE, unbiased patriots. /s
If only, 5.56 is still $1 a round where I am.
I assume TokenBoomber is implying that the 150 witnesses are being bribed by the DOJ with your tax dollars.
Sarcastically implying.
“Sarcastically”
/s
The circus will be in town for at least 4 months and news programs will be unwatchable for the entire time of it.
You mean like all trials? What’s the problem with that?
The problem. The problem is there aren’t enough restrooms in the courthouse to accommodate that number of witnesses. The cost of sewage maintenance alone necessitates a delay for the trial.
What are you even talking about? Are you drunk?
They are just static.
If you can’t win, cause confusion.
Even worse, the witness stand can’t accommodate 150 witnesses at the same time!
/s
My goodness, does the amount of dumb things you say have no limit? 
If there is a limit, I haven’t found it yet. A judge ruled today that Cheesebro and Powell will be tried together. Explain that. Can the witness stand hold 2 chairs?
Lmfao how is everyone missing that this is a joke? Nice username btw.
Oh Patricia, you’re just so random. I’m sure you were hilarious in middle school.
Is recess over. You’re hilarious now.
Witnesses don’t have to attend all 4+months of the trial, only days they’re needed/scheduled to attend.
Woosh.
Maybe /s does need to be implemented here after all.
“Listen, I need you to find me 151 Witnesses - just enough for me to win…”
That sounds like it has the making to be a perfect phone call!
I wouldn’t be surprised if that were an actual conversation he had with his lawyers.
Does Trump have to be present for the whole thing? My adhd is getting triggered just thinking about sitting still for a 4 month trial. Good luck orange dude 😂
Fuck what Trump has to do. Feel bad for the 14 ish jurors who have to sit there for 4 months getting paid less than minimum wage. I’d say it’s likely they get sequestered at some point, meaning they don’t even see their families.
Those jurors are definitely going to need to be sequestered and will probably need protection too. The GOP is already openly supporting domestic terrorism so I don’t expect them to stop now.
Being jurors on this case would suck. That being said, not shitty employers often pay your full salary for jury duty. And some states require employers to pay too.
Does Trump have to be present for the whole thing?
That depends on whether the judge orders an appearance. The lawyers for Trump must be present the whole time, but Trump does not necessarily have to be there unless ordered to by the judge.
My adhd is getting triggered just thinking about sitting still for a 4 month trial.
It seriously sounds awful… couldn’t happen to a better person.
I wonder if the lawyers expect to be paid
Being infamous sells books. They’ll come out on top in the end, just not by his tiny grifting hand.
Oh I love this nuclear option. If Trump won’t shut up on social media the judge will just tell him he has to be present the whole time. Lol.
That’s a lot of crisis actors! Soros is going bankrupt!
If you look at all the crimes the 18 defendants are charged with, I’d say that 150 is actually pretty freaking economical! If math is right, that’s like 4.92 indictments per witness.
This is the one that will be televised too. Probably is so long because of all the co-defendents
you just know they’re going to end season 1 with a cliffhanger
I don’t even see how a jury would follow something like that. It’s a college course in the way of information overload.
If Trump and his team could dream it up in far less than a month, mere mortals will be able to follow it. It’s not really all that complex. Just f*** over the election counting process in a variety of ways.
There’s too much search engine garbage to find an original source, but PhDs, scientists, physicians, and attorneys (of course) are basically disqualified from jury duty.
Funny how demonstrating that you’re able to think for yourself with a degree disqualifies you.
I’m a nurse and was on a murder jury trial with a sheriff deputy. They’re not allowed to ask your profession in voir dire. What you cannot do is provide expert testimony as a juror in deliberation. You are, of course, expected to use your experiences in your decision.
They don’t ask your profession.
They ask things like your highest level of education or “if you use math at work”.
That last one got one of my colleagues immediately dismissed.
I’ve had jury duty twice in NY. I’m educated and use math and programming in my work daily.
I’ve got two jury duty summons so far and haven’t even made it to any form of interview. It may be due to my age at the times, but my job pays me for jury duty so I’ll gladly do my duty.
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