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TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

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What would you do if you could transform into an invisible tiger?

TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Eat the rich.

  • yyprum@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Like transform back and forth under my control? Study the physics of matter transformation and invisibility, maybe earn a Nobel prize in the process.

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    I’d go outside and eat the deer that ate my tomatoes. I’d be doing the universe a favor. Nothing behind those eyes but hunger and hatred for all life. Eat my tomatoes I eat you. Tomato-eating bastards agh fuck you.

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    I’d find terrible, horrible people, and just like, tiger my way into their house and fuck shit up, like, take a dump on their bed, smash their tv, etc. and then I’d go invisible, wait for the police to show up, do their thing, and start the process over again until they lost their minds.

    I would also rob banks though to keep it balanced.

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      No one said you could transform back…

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    Visit the white house. Then the congress.

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      I’d be pretty worried about getting caught anyway. A tiger is not small and a tiger killing somebody is not quiet, clean and subtle. Unless this is a suicide mission; having invisibility in a world where nobody’s expecting it could probably get you in a room with anyone.

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      Immediate thought was, “I can think of one guy I’d definitely maul.”

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      Same. And then retire to the woods.

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        I would imagine a few more places that I would pay a visit to…

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        With a full belly, to the companies of many La’Sanche, retire a joyful Khajiit to make many cubs!

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    I’d probably transform into an invisible tiger.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      This really is the best answer.

  • Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de
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    We won’t see.

  • Olkiss@lemmy.world
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    I would be in the jungle and enjoying life as a tiger.

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      Hmm. You really wouldn’t miss anything? There’s more risk if you’re visible, but you could theoretically live as a human poacher or forager in some remote place.

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        Well… If you insist. 😀 I think I would miss the comfort of a clean house (no insects, no fleas, no ticks- I assume there are ticks in the jungle.) If I keep thinking like a human.

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    What an odd question. I would, of course, become feral immediately and find a forest to live the rest of my days in.

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      Omg you’d be so Apex.

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    Physics experiments.

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      Would you don PPE?

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        As an invisible tiger, you ARE the PPE.

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    Pounce on Calvin every single time.

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    Find dog owners to don’t pick up and leave a large load on their lawn.

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    I will go summit the Everest.

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    Is the tiger always invisible or just when you want it to be? I’m thinking pranking a friend in the shower, but I think it would be more fun with a visual component

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    thats oddly specific.

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