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Rookie mistake. If the can owner turns the can over they’d find a P38 can opener to easily open and enjoy their beverage. /s
And I used to keep one of these in my wallet because there were times where I need it and didn’t have anything available.
Man, I dunno why I miss these? They’re so unwieldy it made it fun to tame the can
This is what that weird thing on your multi-tool is for.
No, that’s where the tiny little eyeglass screwdriver used to attach. I’d use the can opener.
Well duh, it’s a can’t of DIET cola
Can of Nope.
I bet a coke collector would pay like… ten bucks for that can.
Yeah, in my area the local bottler kept giving out sealed empty Pepsi cans.
People were pissed, but I sold 3 for $20 a pop on ebay.
Pun intended.
Coken’t
A can piercer would open it just fine. (That’s the pointy end of a bottle opener) They’re also handy for cutting open taped-up cardboard boxes, less likely to cut the contents than a box cutter.
Church key
I remember the first time as a kid, that someone asked me to hand them the Church Key, and I was majorly confused. Why do you want a key to a church? We don’t even go to church, why would we have a key? Do people who go to church all get their own key to the front door?
I had a lot of questions, and they didn’t end when it was explained that a church key is a can opener…
“THEN WHY DO THEY CALL IT A CHURCH KEY? WHY DON’T THEY JUST CALL IT A CAN OPENER?”
I often call it that too, although I think it would be difficult to break into a church using one.
Well, if you have a key, you probably don’t need to break in.
we slapped a lil magnet on ours and it lives on the fridge.
I can I can’t
It’s doing OP a favour. The “Diet” means nothing and $1 for $1 Coke is worse for your body than coke.
Well, $2 of Coke makes me feel good all day. I bet $2 of coke couldn’t do that!
Your coke lasts all day? Damn, super jealous.
it’s the weirdest times when the can tab breaks off
Do they even make church keys these days?
