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“It’s worth the cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths […] so that we can have the Second Amendment” - Charlie Kirk, 2023
That’s why I say ‘hey man, nice shot.’
Zombie kill of the week.
JD Vance is Vice President of The United States and somehow he is still a loser. Like not a bad person, of course JD is an awful, hateful human… I mean JD Vance genuinely firehoses out loser vibes everywhere he goes despite on paper being an immensely powerful boy (one of the most powerful boys!).
He’s so bland and draining that the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.
I hypothesize that if the entire nation is subjected to a VEE, we could face devastating losses.
the pope died hours after a Vance Exposure Event.
Yet, somehow, Trump hasn’t succumbed (yet) to extended exposure to Vance.
If he takes over he’s going to have a hard time. People won’t follow him blindly like they do for trump. He’s going to try to be tough but it will be so cringy that he won’t get the support he needs to back it up.
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JD Vance was actually a model for the Gerber Babyfood label.
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Yeah but he’s pounding Ozempic now. As regulated by his owners.
… Good thing I use MasterCard
Hhahahahaha
So Charlie Kirk, J. D. Vance, and Donald Trump walk into a gas champer and get raped…
Plot twist, no-one else was in the chamber. They did it to each other.
I’m kinda impressed they managed a triangle of non consent.
I love stories with happy endings!
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Not Charlie Kirk any more.”This one is a fine joke and makes a point, but let’s not take it farther. Normalizing this nazi shit serves their agenda if it begins to disconnect from one-off commentary on their speech.
My mom just read me a text message she got from her half-sister who is in stage 4 renal failure (or something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now). I was feeling sorry for her until my mom got to the point where she said she was “looking forward to meeting Jesus and Charlie Kirk”.
I would just reply with “Bitch, you’re going to hell, you’re only meeting Charlie Kirk there.”
And Maggie Thatcher and Ronald Reagan. So many conservative herpes!
Edit: I meant to type heroes, but this works too.
I swear, if Hell could be livestreamed on Twitch I bet it would have 500k+ views every day just from people watching Thatcher, Nixon and Reagan burning in there.
“you can meet one, or the other, but not both.”
Adults with the mental disorder called religion need treatment, preferably medicated to the nostrils.
Ignoring your actual point, something like end-stage renal disease requiring dialysis has a life expectancy of around 5 years, but even 10+ years on dialysis is not unheard of.
FWIW she has refused dialysis.
If she quit, it must’ve been recent. She won’t last more than a couple weeks on average.
As I said when I got a text saying “don’t send A g money to your dad”: “It won’t be long now. Everything evolving him will be over shortly.”
Everyone in his generation was a little miffed. Everyone in my generation was all “yup.”
They really don’t have people on dialysis that long anymore. My best friend is currently on dialysis.
Different sites will have different patient populations, but large cohort data shows 5 year survival rate of ~40% and 10-year survival rate of ~10%. Not common, but not particularly unusual.
something imminently fatal like that, although I’ve been hearing this for about 10 years now
But if you quote Ace Frehley you’ll get a HELL YEAH
You’ve always been allowed to threaten the designated groups but not allow to threaten the rulers power.
That dude is awesome on X. I recently followed him and he is hilarious imo.
He’s on Bluesky too. Just fyi, in case you might want to consider not being on Twitter anymore.
X is a cesspool of a lot of right wing BS (I’ve just learned to ignore it) but it also has large groups of people who are interested in basically all of the more niche things that I am interested in. Bluesky, Mastodon, Lemmy, etc. just do not even come remotely close unfortunately.
Well, that might be because their audience is still there, despite everything.
Same reason I still use reddit. Lemmy is great but the communities on reddit that are on the smaller side are still too small to be viable here.
