• Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    There was a truck full of hostile monkeys infected with hepatitis, herpes, and covid that crashed and they all got loose. Happened yesterday or so. Some may still be on the loose.

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      28 days ago

      Unfortunately they were not infected with anything. The local sheriff just made that bit up.

      The facility does house infected monkeys, but these had not yet been infected and were being relocated to a different facility

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        28 days ago

        Unfortunately

        🙉

        these had not yet been infected

        RFK’s health department pretty much ensured they all have polio, cholera and COVID-38 by now

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        28 days ago

        There was an episode where Barney Fife thought he had a chance of being in a Hollywood movie…

        Life imitates art, again.

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        28 days ago

        I’m not really sure, the article I read said 3 were still on the loose, but also said only 1 was on the loose still.