Parks. Parks, trails, reserves, and other public recreational areas. These are adult playgrounds paid for by taxes.
I don’t see monkey bars at the Grand Canyon. What’s even the point?
Monkeys aren’t allowed to drink at the Grand Canyon, dummy.
I don’t know why this made me giggle so much.
I want an open air waterslide all the way down Niagara Falls.
They have barrel rides at Niagara Falls
There already is one. Quite steep though.
Whaaaaaaa??
Yes.
I spent hours this weekend biking on some awesome bike trails. And camped at a lovely state park this summer. And walked sidewalks and trails for endless hours in my city.
How about libraries too? Playgrounds for the mind and spirit.
This gave me a sort of questionable idea, but it’d be sweet if at the start to some bike trails they had a little parks & rec office or something where folks that don’t have bikes (whether for financial or basic space reasons) could rent them/lend them out to ride along the trails. Maybe some more well-funded areas already have something like this?
I know some places will rent out bikes to folks, but I dunno how affordable that tends to be.
Yes. Bikes and kayaks and canoes.
Louisville has bike rentals for $5 / 30mins; 39 stations around 2 cities
I dont give a shit if your kid is waiting for the swings, my taxes pay for it and I’m going to use it.
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YOU JUST BROUGHT PISS TO A SHIT FIGHT YOU LITTLE CUNT!
What if I told you, the kid playgrounds are there for the parents ;)
(Yeah yeah. Not all adults are parents. Still tho).
Adieu , a parent of a kid.
I was about to answer that!
Closest we have are bodyweight exercise parks - and they are not nearly as common as they should be.
Sure, no slides or seesaw, but monkey bars for dayz.
Edit: Also, y’all remember parkour? IIRC somewhere in the annals of history there’s a design for an adult jungle gym built with Georges Hébert’s fitness philosophy in mind (more jungle gym-ish than military obstacle courses). Vaguely remember seeing a translated book with the design. Anyway, some of those, please.
Those aren’t playgrounds, they’re suffering grounds.
They’re all over the place in Norway
These exercise machines are in every other park in London…
You’re not looking hard enough. The adult playground are usually downtown and have blacked out windows.
But they aren’t free tho. Kid’s don’t pay taxes and their playground is also free
They’re called public parks
There is no law or rule stopping a grown adult from using a playground.
The sign on the slide says 5-12 though.
The equipment usually isn’t sized for adults. I barely fit into the swing set at my local park, and I’m smaller than average. Even though I can technically use it, it’s very uncomfortable.
But besides that, as a grown man I’m going to get some very weird looks from parents if I waltz up to the jungle gym and start climbing with their kids. There may not be a law against it, but it’s certainly not socially acceptable.
That doesnt make up for the lack of a playground scaled up 3x for adults
Kids bounce, Adults splat
I don’t understand the meme. Outdoor gyms exist. If you don’t have one in your community then you need to talk to your local council.
Afaik playgrounds came up because it wasn’t safe to play on the street anymore. So streets are adults’ playgrounds
Pfft, kid’s playgrounds can be adult playgrounds, if you’re brave enough
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Or horny enough.
No, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOO “We could make a religion out of this.”
Libertarianism:
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Your mums tits are my playground
Literally every public space is for adults
A playground is a public space but is not for adults.
