For anyone who needs a more realistic looking boyfriend I’m also available for half the price but my excuse will be that another core piece of internet infrastructure has crashed.
Wrong nerd. Ask them about their dotfiles. After they finish their ranted answer just smile and nod while saying “haha, yea my cousin coded godots too, did you work with them?” and then hug them when that makes them cry.
For anyone who needs a more realistic looking boyfriend I’m also available for half the price but my excuse will be that another core piece of internet infrastructure has crashed.
How disheveled is your beard? How many pockets do your pants have? What kind of multi tool is on your belt next to your cell phone holster?
Wrong nerd. Ask them about their dotfiles. After they finish their ranted answer just smile and nod while saying “haha, yea my cousin coded godots too, did you work with them?” and then hug them when that makes them cry.