Just in case anyone didn’t know, the way I didn’t know, do NOT feed cats cheese. 1) they fucking LOVE cheese, and 2) they can’t splice cheese, so they get super fat super quick, and also their poop turns semi liquid and gets stuck to things like that protoplasm goo from Aliens.
Just in case anyone didn’t know, the way I didn’t know, do NOT feed cats cheese. 1) they fucking LOVE cheese, and 2) they can’t splice cheese, so they get super fat super quick, and also their poop turns semi liquid and gets stuck to things like that protoplasm goo from Aliens.
Splice?
CRISPR
For real? Dogs are breaking into cheese cells, extracting the DNA and stealing cheese genes?
this is about cats not dogs
Oh man, guess I just got spliced
i’m guessing an ottocarrot of digest?
ottocarrot?
…damn autocorrupt
I’m guessing maybe an octo-coronation of autocorrect?
you mean an alto redirection of autocorrect?
Expediamus!
Maybe. How would a dog get fat if they couldn’t digest cheese? Wouldn’t it just pass through their body?
I don’t want to search this online because that’s less fun than having a conversation.
I love you <3
You know what, I have a cold and this made me feel a little better <3
Haven’t you seen the classic movie All Dogs Are Lactose Intolerant
There isn’t really much lactose left in cheese (actual cheese, can’t say about random industrial stuff you have in the US).
i mean REALLY lactose intolerant. give a dachshund a small cheddar cube and then put it on you shoulder to use as a turdzooka