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purple one is to die for
No added preservatives!
THEY ARE ADDED PRESERVATIVES!
I was gonna say. There’s none added because that’s what they are.
“Oops, all preservatives.”
Exactly, thank you. There are no added preservatives. Just the preservatives, as requested.
“Oops, all preservatives.”
I think mass-produced factory loaves of bread also should include this on their labels because have you noticed the past couple decades that bread never gets moldy anymore, regardless how long it’s neglected in its plastic packaging?
Metaflow Arterial Conditioner looks delicious
Wow your arteries are glowing! What conditioner do you use?
It works best when used in combination with Metaflow Arterial Shampoo.
Rinse and repeat.
It looks like Midori.
🤘metalflow! 🤘
Looks apple flavored tho
I’ll go with pink or whatever the colour on the right is.
Introfiant for me thanks
I’d think anything that involved an open casket would be red tinted. Who wants to see grandma in her casket with visibly green veins…
Don’t yuck other people’s yums!
It’s not a leave in conditioner.
She always reminded us of a vulcan
grandma had a mean nerve pinch
I’ve got a few of those in my back. TIL I’m Vulcan. Really shouldn’t be too surprised.
We also knew grandma was too old to not be a witch
Imagine getting drunk, breaking into a morgue and seeing this.
What, there’s no morticians on this platform to explain exactly what each of these does to a body?
They look delicious, but I want to be deep fried when I die.
Dodge like the car company? gnarly, going for that complete vertical integration achievement
It’d probably be one of the pink ones, but don’t discount the orange or purple options or you might just be missing out. Green is sometimes surprisingly good, too. Yellow’s usually something like lemonade, a solid choice, but almost never the best tasting choice and most of the other typical yellow associated flavors are disappointing at best.
There’s a part of me that’s morbidly curious how all of these things work and how they’re used.
