I’ll go first. My ex cheated on me with a dude, (I’m les, she’s bi,) brought home chlamydia and bed bugs, then after 13 years of no contact, texts me randomly to try and pull me into an MLM pyramid scheme.

  • emotional_soup_88@programming.devEnglish
    12·
    15 hours ago

    I’ve only had amicable breakups (37, male, single), except for this one: when I was still figuring things out in eighth grade, a girl that I had broken up with threatened to pour coke on me - which she was holding in her hand - which made me miss a final exam and the teacher wouldn’t have it so I failed the class. Dafuq.

    Just realized your question was about exes trying to come back to our lives. Never mind.

      • d00phy@lemmy.world
        7·
        14 hours ago

        Given the story about OP’s exam, I read the “F-“ & “B-“ as grades and thought:

        • “F-“ as a verb. I like it.
        • “B-“ as a noun? Given the “F-“, it fits.
        • ”B-“ for OP’s ex is… generous.