For example: Windows --> Windoze, Winblows
X = xitter, said “shitter”
Oh, I use “Twatter”.
It has been the toiletbowl of the world for years. Never was a “townsquare”.
Or Twitter users: Twits.
Citrix -> Shitrix
Yes, I’ve had the displeasure. Good one.
“Esos hijos de puta” /s
Almost all of them are in spanish, since it’s my first language…
- Steve Jobs -> Esteban Trabajos
- Bill Gates -> Recibo Puertas
- Mark Zuckerberg -> Mark Zuckerbergas
- Elon Musk -> Elon Cucks
- Nintendo -> Nientiendo
- YouTube -> Tu Tubo
- Facebook -> Cara Libro
- Tiktok -> Tique Toque
- Microsoft -> Mocosoft
- Toyota -> Totoya
- SQL Server -> Ese culiao Server
- Coca-Cola -> Caca-Culo
- Pepsi -> Pepno
- Dr. Pepper -> Dr. Pooper
This will be open to edit to add more.
Pepsi -> Pepno
Okay, that one got me.
I love getting insight into how people mess with language in other languages.
Some of these are legit funny and I barely speak the language. Thanks for sharing!
Boogersoft lool
Muy Buenos todos pero perdón por ser “ese” usuario. Bill Gates es técnicamente Facturo Cercas
Sí, es el único con el tengo problemas. Otro nombre que le tengo es “Cuenta (como la de un restaurante, “bill”) Puertas”
microshaft
That got a good chuckle out of me. Like it !
It’s a classic, no doubt.
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Bookface. It’s not even that clever it just stuck with me for some random ass reason.
The classic Ford -> Fix Or Repair Daily
Fascists
Which company or product are you referring to?
that would be a long list
Whole foods -> Whole paycheck
We used to call it whole booze. Because for some foolish reason, the one in our colege town used to put giant displays of wine (like a full wall of cases of the cheap stuff) in the automatic door vestibule.
So it was pretty common to see a car zoom up, and a couple kids jump out, grab a couple cases and then peel out driving off.
Kemically Fried Children
Dead Lobster
Pizza Slut
Windoze
Pizza Slut actually sounds like a friendly nickname.
Could be name of a dang good pizza place actually.
I’d eat that triangle. :P
Lol a trucking company I worked for in high school was called “Cheezik Transport” or something like that but all the workers called it “Cheese Dick”
I found some for Apple. They aren’t all “pejorative” but still
- Fruit Company (or Fruit Store)
- i… --> iSheep, iOverprice, iGreed, iLies, iRot
- Apfel von Braun (Apple sucks up to fascists and authoritarians, Hiterl’s wife was Eva Braun, Apfel = Apple in German)
- Malus - Latin name for Apple
Idk about pejorative but I call TikTok reels “tiktokies”. Kinda makes them sound a little silly which is what I’m usually going for, lol.
Still refer to stop and shop as stop and pee sometimes. Its a callback to an old joke from when I was little. The joke was that the 2 grocery stores in town, stop & shop, and A&P were going to merge.
For years my grub entry read
rWindows, it doesn’t make sense in English, but “Ruim” is portuguese for bad, so it sounds similar to badows.Ruindows
Superstore = Stupidstore
Microsoft = Microcrap
Google = Goofle
Kraft Dinner = Crap Dinner
Windows OS = Windoze
X = Twitter
Canadian Tire = Crappy Tire
Goofle. Takes the evil out of the name, but still makes fun of it, so I’m for it.
Really a fan of the word “crap”, I see.
Crap is awesome
