“Hey Neville, here’s your Remembrall back.”
“You were always nice to me, Potter. Don’t come to potions class tomorrow.”Geez that’s dark. Upvote.
The events at Hogwarts fund hate.
Wands don’t kill people, wizards kill people
Voldemort almost killed Ginny with a book.
Time to ban books
Now I’m imagining him beating her repeatedly with a book.
John Wick has entered the chat
The pen is mightier than the sword indeed
At least in this case a bad guy with a wand was stopped by a good guy with a wand. Come on people.
I thought it said “a bald guy with a wand” which also fits in this case.
If you see something send a howler about it.
As the local Auror at Hogsmeade I advise against sending howlers. Please just use your patronus like a normal person when you send a message to us. We don’t need 4000 howlers in our office, thanks.
Year one: threat averted, most students unaffected
Year two: several students attacked but no deaths
Year three: alleged killer on the loose but nobody gets hurt
Year four: two students are kidnapped from athletic competition, one killed and the other almost killed
Year five: strangely, no attacks on the school
Year six: student attempts to kill principal twice, injuring two other students in the process, then lets in an army of known killers to attack the school, principal is killed
Year seven: big battle, several people killed on both sides
Books or movies? Book year 5
just in case anyone still interested
had Umbridge/minstery of magic come in to get rid of Hagrid. McGonagall I think even got injured fighting back.
As I’m typing this out, I’m suddenly remembered of Um, Actually, and how this could have been a good question for the show
You’re right, I forgot about that fight
Year three: alleged killer on the loose but nobody gets hurt
I mean, several students get attacked by a werewolf and 100 dementors in the same night, nearly resulting in 3 people (2 of them students) losing their very souls. And of course, poor Draco maimed by Buckb- uh… I mean, Witherwings.
Year five: strangely, no attacks on the school
That’s a very diplomatic way to skirt around the governmental coup of the school implementing totalitarian control by a racist megalomaniac, restricting basic rights, turning students into secret police, and punishing discent with literal fucking torture.
Another way to think of year five is that there was a terrorist attack on an unofficial school club’s field trip.
Clearly, the High Inquisitor program was a success, and the fake news Daily Prophet was libelously alleging it wasn’t.
doesn’t count, it wasn’t by a trans student or they were “gang violence”
*gets shot in neck*
The school sorts you into one of four gangs for this express purpose.
Red : bloods.
Blue : crips
Yellow : banana boys.
Green :???Grove StreetEDIT : added grove street, thanks @MaggiWuerze@feddit.org
Grove Street
At least it was, before you fucked everything up
Most American take on the story ever!
