I confess… I am a dog. I have been burdened with this venomous secret for years. Nobody suspected a thing.
Of course.
“Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I’ll never buy from again”
No way! Me too! Happy belated, btw.
I have read the terms and conditions
I’m not lying about anything on the Internet (snicker)
I generally lie about my age, depends on the input format. If I have to type it out manually ill be truthful, if I have to scroll all the wheels im born on the 1st of January and whatever the year wheel lands on after a big spin
Dun nu nu nu nu nu the PRICE IS RIGHT.
I am secretly a raccoon.
And I’m not actually a sloth.
I’m 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.
I’m a big fan!
No, I’ve been saying I’m a virgin since day 1.
I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.
Holy shit. I hope they never find out, they’d probably be devastated. What next, do you spit lies when someone asks how you’re doing???
Fine, thanks. And you?
I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I’m well beyond 100 years old.
Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.
I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.
Is the second games combat any easier?
inb4 “git gud”
I tried. That’s the problem.
It’s not fundamentally different but it is improved. If you keep your armor on and load up on potions you can probably mash your way through anything.
gitter gudder?
As a dog I can tell you that I don’t lie on the internet. Being a good boy doesn’t come from nothing!
I’m lying about what I’m really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit’s bannable.
Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.
I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it’s murder.
I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don’t know, but I believe it can exist.
Yeah, uh, I also don’t have a list or anything. I mean, one could exist, like you said. CONVERSATION OVER.
I don’t view them as people so its ok
Same.
There’s some “unpleasant” parts of myself I lie about to nearly everyone, minus close friends. I’m practically a different person on every social media platform.
Thats normal. Just dont pretend like youre fooling everyone.
Nice try FBI
Lying, on the internet, about something?
Or
Lying about ‘something on the internet’?
Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?
Such a vague question.
I have never assassinated an ass
There is still time!
