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Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Are you currently lying about something on the internet?

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Are you currently lying about something on the internet?

Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • wingsfortheirsmiles@feddit.uk
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    2 months ago

    Of course.

    “Oh you require my DOB to sign up for your site? 01/01/1990, my good website who I’ll never buy from again”

    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      No way! Me too! Happy belated, btw.

  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz
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    I am secretly a raccoon.

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      And I’m not actually a sloth.

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        I’m 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat.

    • Modest_Toxic@feddit.uk
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      I’m a big fan!

  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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    I have read the terms and conditions

  • ultranaut@lemmy.world
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    I set my age to the max in Steam back in the day, now I’m well beyond 100 years old.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      Oh wise and ancient one, what game should I buy?

      • ultranaut@lemmy.world
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        Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 gets my vote for game of the year 2025.

        • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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          I love the idea of the games but I spent days practicing the combat in the first game only to die by the first person to attack me every time.

          Is the second games combat any easier?

          inb4 “git gud”

          I tried. That’s the problem.

          • ultranaut@lemmy.world
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            It’s not fundamentally different but it is improved. If you keep your armor on and load up on potions you can probably mash your way through anything.

          • snoons@lemmy.ca
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            gitter gudder?

  • tomiant@piefed.social
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    I’m lying about what I’m really thinking of the world situation and what we need to collectively do about it, because shit’s bannable.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Is it murder people? I think it might be murder.

      • tomiant@piefed.social
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        I will never tell, tee-hee! But yeah it’s murder.

        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          I too fully believe there could be a list of people that, if all of them somehow died at the same time, we could save the world and billions of lives. Who is on this list I don’t know, but I believe it can exist.

          • tomiant@piefed.social
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            Yeah, uh, I also don’t have a list or anything. I mean, one could exist, like you said. CONVERSATION OVER.

        • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
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          I don’t view them as people so its ok

    • shalafi@lemmy.world
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      Same.

  • thenextguy@lemmy.world
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    Lying, on the internet, about something?

    Or

    Lying about ‘something on the internet’?

    Also, ‘lying about’ = telling lies, or being lazy?

    Such a vague question.

  • 𒉀TheGuyTM3𒉁@lemmy.ml
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    Nice try FBI

  • spittingimage@lemmy.world
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    I emailed “looking forward to seeing you” to someone I’m completely indifferent about seeing, so I guess.

    • Bazoogle@lemmy.world
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      Holy shit. I hope they never find out, they’d probably be devastated. What next, do you spit lies when someone asks how you’re doing???

      • spittingimage@lemmy.world
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        Fine, thanks. And you?

  • Maiq@piefed.social
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    Some say Alduin is Akatosh, some say M’aiq is a Liar. Don’t you believe either of those things.

  • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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    I’m lying in this statement.

  • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes. I’m actually an undercover Trisolarian and my people will invade soon.

    Perish, puny Earthlings.

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      That seems a bit silly… I mean we’re doing a right fine job of perishing with or without your help. Why waste all that time and energy when you can just… wait.

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    I have a LinkedIn, so I’ll say a resounding probably

  • HorikBrun@kbin.earth
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    Of course not. I would never do such a thing.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      I trust you the most. You should be in a position of power.

  • BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca
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    What does currently mean?

    Have I done it recently? Yes.

    Am I doing it right now with this post? No.

    • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Lies!

  • Martin Isla@thelemmy.club
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    I was the one that gave the melons to the minions…

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