Furrys not allowed /joke

  • sylver_dragon@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I’m in, though I’m curious what “turns you into a reptile” means. Does it just mean I become cold blooded. I’m fine with that, it just means I’m moving somewhere tropical. Do I grow scales and a tail? Certainly not ideal, but I could probably live with it, especially if the tail is prehensile and if I get claws in the mix. Do I get a really long, controllable tongue? Can’t think of any uses for that. Nope, none at all…

    Attraction, sex and reproduction would be interesting questions as well. Do I still find human women attractive, or is my brain rewired to want a lusty argonian maid? What does my new plumbing look like? Are there others of my new species around for me to do the monster mash with?

    But overall, yes I’d probably go for it. I don’t delude myself into thinking that I will somehow continue to exist after death; so, not dying seems like the better alternative. Sure, if the downsides are really bad, I can accept that death is a better outcome (e.g. you live forever, but have locked-in syndrome forever). But, living as a lizard person doesn’t seem too horrible.

  • ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Nope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.

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    I wouldn’t want to be one of those reptiles that shoots blood from its eyes.

    Other than that… I’m interested.

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    Well, even as a furry, I’d say haell no! Reptiles ain’t something I’m a fan of. Besides, I’d rather die after however long I live rather than completely turn into a reptile for the next millennium.

  • mech@feddit.org
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    No. Being a reptile might be cool, but I’m now 40 and already think that being at the half-way point is fine with me.

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    I’ll go with yes even before looking up the cons of being cold blooded. So… does it suck to be cold blooded for 1000 years?

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      You cannot sweat, need to eat only once a week and you can be happy just sitting under the sun/heat lamp for a few hours every day.

      But you just can’t live outside where it is too cold even if you wear thick winter clothing, unless someone makes externally heated clothes for you.

  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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    4 days ago

    Do you get to slow down your metabolism at will? Does your metabolism just naturally slow to allow you to live so long?