Ace people are human
They can still have a preference: boobs or ass?
TIL Asexuals are non human.
Even asexual people can have sexual temptations. For all of human history it’s been the driving force for continuation
Are there any historically-accurate depictions of Mary Magdelene? That’d give us the answer.
Alternatively, if we go by the theory that he was gay for John the Apostle, that gives us an answer too. (I assume John didn’t have boobs.)
Pecs exist
Welp, I guess that outs me as a not-gay; I didn’t even think about those.
I’m currently in a college Christian worldview class, figured it’d help my pagan ass understand these people, and given what I’ve gleamed about Jesus, he was absolutely gay.
that shit is like staring into the abyss, step 1. turn off all logical processes of your brain and just BELIEVE
Ur
I’m out.
[off topic]
“The Name Of The Rose”spoiler
___The book/movie “The Name of the Rose” is about a murder committed in order to keep people from hearing the theory that Jesus must have laughed and enjoyed jokes.
According to random ai female beauty standards of the Levant 2000 years ago were based on signs of good health and ability to bare children. Big boobs and wide hips. Don’t know about JC though. He was probably a twink.
From the sounds of it he was a foot guy
Actually yeah, i forgot about that. Lol
Bit of a cannibalism kink, too.
Can you imagine those guys at the big dinner, when Jesus starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood? You don’t think the guys glanced at each other in confusion? What would your reaction be if Donkey Dong Doug started talking like that at Wendy’s about his fries and Mountain Dew?
Of course there’s always St Andrew, had an actual piece of bondage equipment named after him.
So Jesus was canonically into foot stuff and vore. Cool, cool.
But what if jesus was asexual?
ass
That would imply that there are different ways to experience sexuality. Good luck if you expect that to save you from heresy and excommunication.
Assexual?
Simple asexuals are mutants, probably with lasers eyes like Cyclops
My super power is crippling anxiety and the ability to overthink any situation. Awesome.
Yo why do we gotta choose one or the other? I for one can admire both.
Bass
