• nile_istic@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    The RacKing. Like a rat king, but with raccoons. Spawns at the center point of a circle of seven dumpsters.

  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    What about a crazy billionaire who snatches kids off the streets in Florida to sexually abuse with his friends?

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    Cars eat kids. They wait for kids to not stop, look, listen, then pounce. Kid blood oils their engines.

    Same electrical cars are the worst. They evolved away from blood lubricants. Their silent hunting means they eat kids just for fun.

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    Canopy crawler. It lives deep in forests and gets around by climbing high up in the branches with its numerous extremely long limbs. It hunts by grabbing hapless hikers and forest creatures that weren’t looking up, especially at night. Its limbs are crooked and its skin can easily be mistaken for the bark of a young tree, so look up before you get too close to that sapling or grabbing that hanging branch.