Kitty wants a tiny human.
The cat just wants a baby so it can sleep on it’s warm face.
Cat: I am a cat not a baby. Make a baby if you want a baby. *slaps mug off of bench*
We have to literally lock up the wife’s toys. Our little bastard has shredded more than one cardboard box to get at them. The first time we’d had no idea what happened to it. A month later I was doing a deep clean of the living room and found it under the couch. So we put it in a box in a cupboard. Two days later came home and there was cardboard all over the bedroom and he was curled up (edit: with the toy) in his cat tree hut looking very smug.
Yes we clean them thoroughly after use. Yes he’s a bastard.
Sorry <intimate partner> kitty wants it raw.
Kitty, grabbing the camera: yes, just like that. I mean, meooooow…
Someone wants babies, and it’s not you :D
Why buy tuna flavoured??
Usually they end up that way afterwards.
Cat more likely trying to disrupt intimacy through indirect protest.
All the poor Kitty wants is a new playmate.
I mean… At least you noticed before using them 😅
No, these are perforated for something something pleasure
Make baby, not war.
It’s Shinzo Abe’s reincarnation.
Cats really love latex for some reason.
I’ve had a cat eat a used johnny from the bin
kitty loved your partner, they want them to stay
You’re lucky the foil pouches held up, those things could cause an obstruction if he ate them. It looks like they were just irresistibly chompy.
