The animal at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe that wants to be eaten.
The gingerbread man
Chocobos are just large chickens, so…
you know you can just eat ostriches right? It was a meme in the 90s to open ostrich farms, they might have all closed by now though.
I mean, there’s at least one less since last year.
no one is talking about that, and that link will stay its original colour, thanks.
Your loss, it’s a pretty decent running gag from Letterkenny
There are no ostriches shown at all
You can, but the post is about fictional creatures.
Birbs aren’t real
Had never heard of that before, thanks for mentioning it.
Särimner seems like an easy choice tbh
Granted. The gods of Valhalla all have old white man taste buds, and it’s main “flavour” is dry and tough.
Whichever old white guy you’ve met can’t cook pork properly
It might be regional, but I’m not making this up. It’s definitely a thing on the Canadian Prairies, and South Africa, at least for the rooineks. Pretty sure I’ve heard about it from England and the US Midwest as well.
It’s not just pork, either.
Tauntaun, but it has to be served lukewarm.
But I thought they smelled bad on the outside?
So do goats, but they’re plenty tasty.
Ameglian Major Cow
Waiter: Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main dish of the day?
Arthur: Meet?
Trillian: What is it?
Waiter: It’s an Ameglian Major Cow. I’ll bring him over.
Zaphod: Ok, we’ll meet the meat. that’s cool. [a large Pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]
Dish of the Day: Bweeeh… [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go “Huh?”]
Ford: Oh, well.
Dish of the Day: Something off my shoulder, perhaps, brazed in a little White Wine sauce?
Arthur: Your shoulder?
Dish of the Day: Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else’s is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there’s a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?
Trillian: You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?
Ford: Me, I don’t mean anything.
So you know in the Monster Hunter games where you eat a big ol’ feast before a hunt?
I don’t know which monster they cook up, but whichever it is, is probably incredibly delicious.
It’s cooked by cats though, so you’ll be picking fur out of your mouth every other bite.
Smurfs
Brisket of that fiery red bull thing in Last Unicorn. With BBQ sauce.
Dragon, obviously
It would probably taste like if you made a refinery out of charred chicken meat.
Flying Pig
“It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good! It’s still good!”
Farfetch’d
Oh yes, with the leek!
Dönertier
It’s been a while
The ghosts in Pac-Man
I bet they’re fruit flavoured.
Yeah! I always imagine them as grape bubblegum flavored!
Ew
Don’t like it, eat a different goddamned ghost.
Nah I want that Mrs. Pacman pussy. That Pacussy.
Ha! That got me!
I’m vegan.
So, a dryad…?
vegans aren’t fictional, they’re just irrational.
Yes, these vegans are as irrational as people who refuse to eat human meat. “Ethical implications”, or whatever irrational thing they say.
I just need one reason to do something: it feels good, that’s how you know you’re being rational.
Hehehe. 👍
I knew that would get your hair up jehehe
Have you read [“The Day of The Triffids”] ?(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_of_the_Triffids)
Sh1t that just be 45 yrs ago :-(
