I would want cremation. Cremation and a simple marker. I wouldn’t be buried at all at my marker, because I would actually want my ashes spread in two separate places. One is somewhere in my hometown and the other spot, probably around the recreational area of my middle school, where I had commonly found peace at.
My marker would have a Red Sox emblem, signifying fan for life to that team. The other symbol would probably be a resemblance of rebirth/reincarnation as a reflection of my beliefs, so presumably a phoenix would go there. Not entirely sure what exactly I’d want written on the marker. Debating on a personal quote or just say “Logged off for the last time” which references from all of the time I’ve spent being online.
I want to be scattered at Disneyland (note: I do not wish to be cremated).
Weekend at Bernie’s style around It’s a Small World?
i wonder if anyone has invented the meat chipper
Most landscapers have one.
Ever see the movie Fargo?
Oh yes, I was just commenting on the fact that a wood chipper seemed a bit inefficient when it comes to the harder bits of an unused corpse. Perhaps it would be more pertinent, then, to describe this non-existing-as-of-yet invention as a bone chipper.
*I mean, there is that machine that grinds up offal into hot dog paste, but that’s rather slow. We need something with more pizzazz.
They don’t like that. Whoever scatters then might win a lifetime ban.
Not my problem.