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STHayden@piefed.social to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 hours ago

BREAKING: Sam Altman points out that putting out fires in orphanages also uses a lot of water.

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BREAKING: Sam Altman points out that putting out fires in orphanages also uses a lot of water.

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STHayden@piefed.social to Memes@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 hours ago
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  • ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online
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    There are words I want to say, but I won’t say them.

  • Reygle@lemmy.world
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    You know what conserves energy at nearly 100% efficiency?

    A guillotine.

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    I can’t tell if this is real or not. It sounds ridiculous, but he does say some ridiculous things (like how millions of years of humanity have consumed more energy than four years of data centers…). But this just seems so comically ridiculous that I have trouble believing it.

    This is why I hate when people fail to make it clear when something is satire. When people get used to doubting everything they see, then suddenly when someone really does say something comically ridiculous no one believes it.

    I’ll point it out from time to time and people will say “it’s just a meme, don’t take it so seriously.” But we’re supposed to be the rational and intellectually honest ones, no?

    So why cultivate a meme culture where we can be just as misleading and deceitful as the fascists? This isn’t a fire-with-fire situation. Their goal is to rob us of our humanity; if we stoop to their level, they win.

    Even if he really did say this, my point stands, because of the simple fact that it’s hard to believe at face value due to the prevalence of misleading memes. There’s a line between disinformation and satire. Honest memes should make it clear which side of that line they fall on.

    • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      What he said was that training humans takes a lot of water too, in defense of AI. This is a shitpost take on that.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Better that than feeding his goddamn Artificial Stupidity company

  • dumbass@piefed.social
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    Think about how selfish marine life is, they live in water, water we could use to cool our AI data centers! Think about that!

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      In a way, this whole planet is a datacenter, with the oceans as it’s cooling system. We are the data.

      -Neil Degrass Tyson

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        In a mirror, you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

        -Neil Degrass Tyson

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        God I hate him so much… Well he used to just annoy me, but now I hate him

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    CPAP devices can recover water that you waste during breathing!

    • db2@lemmy.world
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      *places thumper*

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    Removed by mod

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      No, no. The executioner needs to stay hydrated. At least 16 oz every couple of hours.

    • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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      And think of the benefits. So. Many. Benefits.

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      Actually it does if you need to clean the guillotine afterwards. But I’m open for alternatives.

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        Would be a shame if the blade rusts and it takes multiple attempts per billionaire.

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        Why do you need to clean the guillotine? Afraid they’ll get an infection?

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    children need to stop drinking water, selfish assholes.

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    I have no idea if things are real or satire anymore…

  • U7826391786239@lemmy.zip
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    it’s great that one of the main dicks in charge of AI uses pants-on-head stupid not-logic to justify taking water away from literally everything else for a thing that doesn’t work, but still steals jobs

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      If it’s stealing real jobs, perhaps it is time you should reconsider the ‘doesn’t work’ perspective.

      It seems to work just fine my dude.

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        just because companies are trying to replace humans with AI doesn’t mean AI is “working”

        https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/why-replacing-workers-with-ai-keeps-flopping-in-the-real-world/ar-AA1UdtvH

        https://futurism.com/companies-replaced-workers-ai

        https://www.phillyvoice.com/artificial-intelligence-jobs-impact-workers-philadelphia/

        https://www.inc.com/bruce-crumley/researchers-tried-to-replace-human-workers-with-ai-it-failed-97-of-the-time/91287960

        https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-company-replaced-workers-with-ai-now-theyre-looking-for-humans-again/

        https://hbr.org/2023/06/companies-that-replace-people-with-ai-will-get-left-behind

        i would say i hope this all underscores how little employers ever actually gave a shit about their employees, but that would be wishful thinking. not only are they not capable of giving less of a shit about you, but they’re also gullible enough to jump on this AI bandwagon that they grasp no understanding of beyond what they’re told by the people con men selling it to them

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        It appears to be working, to execs and CEOs. But this will eventually be a problem when you are missing skilled workers who can handle things AI cannot.

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    If this is true: how disconnected from reality must you be to even say that sentence?

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    Did he actually say this…?

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      He did not say this, but all-in-all, he did say this

      “Know What Else Used a Lot of Energy? Human Civilization”

      https://gizmodo.com/sam-altman-know-what-else-used-a-lot-of-energy-human-civilization-2000725167

      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
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        Thank you. This is exactly the answer I was hoping for ^

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      Im sure he will say it eventually, the bar is really low for this reality.

  • Cyrus Draegur@lemmy.zip
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    Backpfeifengesicht.

    • Mîm@lemmy.zip
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      Gesicht wie ein Telefonbuch.
      Aufschlagen.
      Zuschlagen.
      Immer wieder nachschlagen.

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    Me trying to figure out if the 5 year old orphan should be saved: “So the farmer must transport the wolf, goat, and cabbage across the river…”

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