Black tie is when you dress like the waiters
Love how all of the ones labeled as “tie” have a bowtie, yet the only one with an “actual” tie is not a “tie” one
excuse me, but my variable declarations are up here
I spilled my drink laughing at your comment. Thanks
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Clothes like these are great if one is a creepy nerd. One has an excuse good to go if caught.
The existence of business casual implies the existence of business competitive
The same with casual sex…
Where does wearing an 80 year old Swedish tanker long coat with cargo pants fall on this spectrum. Ya know outside of the autism spectrum.
Here are some of the missing pixels:
Typical boring useless shit code. Using bad variable names, and in the end you just say “look, I can count to 10”.
Before sorting: 8 6 1 10 5 9 3 2 4 7 Does it have a meaning? I don’t think so.
#define unlocked endlYeah, nobody writes that except to make a single joke
Oof, this would genuinely make me like someone less. Like, it’s great that you like nerd stuff but that’s just bullshit…
So much “nerd” paraphernalia is BS… This one is ridiculous (one doesn’t get to “be a programmer” by sorting and collecting 10 personality traits as if they’re goals or achievements) but at least it shows varied syntax in the C language: the number of unique keywords is very high.
To show you’re a nerd, don’t go with obvious “look, this is what I am” but use dogwhistles (Conway’s Game of Life or fractals can look like knitting patterns) or to be obvious, some things you personally like or made. Badge with your distro’s logo or mascot, code you actually wrote or its output, wearable blinkenlights project… Just be more focused on your interests than yourself.
You’ve found them.
TIL my idea of casual is actually ultra casual. That is pretty much what I wear at work in summer. In winter I would switch to trousers and add a jumper.
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What, “ultra /casual”. That’s just summer atire.
I always thought my casual was actually business because of the collared work shirt. Are you telling me I need a jacket or some sort of overcoat for it to actually be business?
The “jeans and (white) shirt” tier seems to be missing.
That’s farm casual. Farm business is full overalls and a straw hat.
Polo shirts aren’t smart. Folk play tennis in them and the collar is floppy AF. They look scruffier than plain round neck T-shirt.
Is the business a tech company or a bank?
I mean, if it’s a bank, they’ve probably got some BS dress policy and it’s chinos, shirt, shoes.
And on most tech companies, “clothed” counts as business casual. Chinos with sneakers and a t-shirt is a way of saying you are looking to be promoted to a management role.
Almost every tech company I’ve worked at has had a “Investors are coming, dress up” day. And when asked what “dress up” meant they said, “wear one of the more recent company branded t-shirt/hoodies we gave out”.
That sounds like a reasonable dress code!
Business casual is a dress shirt and chinos/dress pants, loafers and sometimes a blazer/sports coat. Basically the omission of the tie and the fancy dress shoes makes it business casual. A polo and chinos is only business casual in a big box store or the tech industry. Anywhere else it’s just casual.
What about Hyper Casual and Legendarily Casual?
Epic!
Is that Jen? It looks a lot like her but I suck at facial recognition
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Sorry but I refuse to wear coats indoors ever. I can’t even stand long sleeves.
Shit man, I consider any collared shirt semi-formal
