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The general duh, he’s got modern munitions.
Jake from State Farm, because apparently he can transform from a doughy white dude in khakis to a thin, cool, young, light-skinned black guy.
Mayhem
Mayhem.
The LiMu Emu.
Those birds are fucking strong.
The won not one but two wars!
AND DOUG!
Doug’s gonna last about nine seconds.
Limu emu.
Humans started, and lost the emu wars once already. There’s a reason there’s never been a second one
Mr. Rodgers in a bloodstained sweater, ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny-style.
Geico piglet with pinwheels
Erin esurance, hands down.
Right. Yes. It’s the mascots on track toward this contest. Sure.
No sir. I didn’t hear anyone say CEO.
