lulz
I’m so nervous, what if he’s okay?
10/10
I’m at Walter Reed feeling fine thanks everyone.
lulz
I dunno, my interest in this subject has been very high for years and years.
Not so fun but interesting fact. The folks peddling this thing also desecrated human corpses, can’t remember if this is one of them or if this one just used animal remains. If it’s just the animal it’s neet if not then it’s from a pillaged native site.
Fingers crossed.
big party?
Last one we’ll put his name on
Yuge!
I had guessed by Christmas. He looks terrible. Cankles like that happen when your heart and/or kidneys are in failure. He also acts like a man with stroke defecits. In addition to all the signs of Alzheimer’s, which, unlike dementia, is an additional physical degradation of the brain that can kill you.
If he’s on dialysis, skipping dialysis can easily kill you. Potassium alone can do it. Skip, potassium rises, maybe to 6+, heart attack. The meds that remove that fluid and reduce the size of cankles rely on the kidneys and can damage the kidneys.
Even so. Do not believe for a single second that any of this improves under President Theil, er, Vance.
Exactly.
As weird as it is to say, Trumps unpredictability, irrationality, and penchant for reacting without thinking, have probably mitigated more damage than its caused.
When you get Vance in there, Who is capable of self control, who has the pressure of the money masters on him to do X… I think things would genuinely get much worse under him. Especially since he’d also be struggling to reign in control of the cult of trump and direct them usefully… Possibly by declaring that liberals were responsible for Trumps death, and inciting extreme violence as a result to distract from his own weakness.
I do think it will improve under vance. He is far more likely to listen to advisors. And far less likely to start a war to distract from him being in the Epstien files.
Van would be wholly submissive to his masters. The same masters that try to control trump, but often fail due to Trumps own inbuilt idiocy.
But they don’t have the support that Trump does. That blind cult loyalty.
Trump can be replaced immediately by any hack TV personality. That Hercules guy, for example…
Or anyone with solid name recognition, like Bezos. It’s a really big deal for the stupid, and the stupid are most of the registered voters, after all.
No, bezos is too smart for that crowd. They want to feel equal to. They want someone as stupid as them, so that when he calls someone stupid with no basis, they feel validated calling anyone left of them stupid as well.
or they can just say the liberals did it, and the cult wont care whose in charge, because blood and vengeance will be on their minds instead.
People are going to be worshipping Trump like a god after he dies. There’s no replacing that.
I think JD is still likely to be puppeted by a consortium of evil, but he may also be beholden to a smaller subset of evil masters than DT. Not sure if that’s a good thing or not
Eh. They can’t tell Trump what to do, only nudge and manipulate. Trump has to think it’s his idea.
Vance will do as he’s told.
Don’t bet on it. Thiel’s a madman, and he owns Vance.
But even thiel doesn’t care as much about trivial things like awards and flattery the same way trump does.
If there is a civil war, I hope Trump lives long enough to prosecute it. I want my enemies to be wholly incompetent, it would save many innocent lives.
What it does is fragment their base. Hopefully beyond repair. Vance is not well liked by literally anyone right now. Only the billionaire class.
Trumps base thinks vance is a poser.
He will try to do some evil theil shit, but he will have little to no support.
Does it help that he takes 10x the aspirin his doctor recommends?
Explain this. Starting with who. Vance, Thiel, or Trump?
“They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart,” Trump, 79, told The Journal. “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
So sad. Someone get that man a banana or ten.
There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.
I dunno, I think the pipe would get blocked by people shitting into it.
There’s no obvious place to shit.
DIE, YOU FUCK, DIE!!!
Can we have him live and ship him off to The Hague? I’d much rather see him in cuffs and also avoid Vance becoming president automatically
Vance doesn’t have the cult behind him and certainly wouldn’t be daily headlines like Donald.
He’s way smarter though, at least rhetorically to the median electorate as a psychopath anyway. We all thought the same of Trump back in 2015 too.
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era, watch how suddenly they promote Vance or some other shithead
When the billionaires make their pivot, and you can tell they’re already setting up the chess pieces for a post-Trump era
Vance is already Theil’s puppet. Has been since before he was nominated to run with Trump.
Smarter than Trump isn’t exactly a high bar. Without the threat of the redhats behind him, he’ll be toothless. If just billionaire backing was enough the republicans would have been god emperors of the earth forty years ago.
I think red hats will follow whatever bait billionaires dangle in front of them. It only takes a little meeting among the puppeteers to decide whom to start promoting, and then they’ll all fall in line like good little pawns. They fall for it every single time, this much I know. If they can fall for Bush Jr., for Trump, then the next person will be no different. In fact, they’ll just go, “You guys said Trump was a clown with the bronzer! Look how refined and sophisticated JD Vance is! He’s even a pretty good debater and just speaks facts that you don’t like!”
You vastly underestimate the hold Trump has over them. No one could take his place for them. They’re the ones voting only Trump the last election.
No. I hope he lives until 2027 and J. D. Vance’s vice presidential pick has to be confirmed by a Democratic Senate.
No. It’d be better to have him die before the midterms and have vance replace him just before Vance is tossed. The sooner he’s dead, the better.
He can do a lot of damage between now and then
So he’ll be replaced with Vance? Not exactly something to look forward to, either.
God I hate these comments.
Do people really not understand the power Trump has over the narcissists that believe in him? You folks really think he’s “just a symptom” and not an engine? Goddamn…No one thinks everything will magically be fine when he dies, he’s made evident that the country is in need of fundamental repair, but for fuck’s sakes… How do some of you still not understand the singular force for evil that he’s been for decades?
Vance wouldn’t be much better, but he would certainly be less chaotic and ffs can you not let us be happy if Trump is dead? Let us have this one fucking thing after 10 years without pissing all over it. Fuck.
“Sure Hitler’s dead, but” shut the fuck up
I agree with you but, damn…
lol sorry
I def went too hard. I just get so frustrated with how some people seem to think character is a secondary consideration when it’s the difference between monsters and men, and this sentiment that Trump dying wouldn’t make a difference just sums it all up for me.
So should we not be hoping for his downfall? This statement seems pointless. If 2 evil men exist and one of them goes away to leave us just with 1 that’s still a positive thing isn’t it?
After what that J.D. Hamel guy did to the last pope I’d imagine he’s a person of interest. Hell, CK’s wife even called him an assassin.
Vance is soft and lucid. I wouldn’t be surprised if he resigned and disappeared right quick.
So then we’d have President Mike Johnson? Fucking great.
Well, on one upside, if Vance steps in before the midterms, he’d only be eligible for one presidential term afterward, instead of two.
Admittedly, it’s not a reason why he should take over now, but an added silver lining is always welcome.
As soon as trumps heart stops someone will shoot JD Vance immediately. Then they will all scatter like rats. “what maga? Never heard of it”
Yes it is. No charisma JD can’t do the same shit Trump does.
It would be the most popular thing he ever did.
Hell, even I’d support him on this one.
FACT
Hi approval rating would go up?
Been like this most of the last year. Trump has moderate dementia.
Dear Lord Jesus, it’s been many years since I prayed. Give me this one thing and we can work something out. Over and out.
Huge Kratos energy over here. “ARES!!! Destroy my enemies and my life is yours!”
Honestly outside of being tricking into killing your wife and child it could be a worse deal
Yeah side from the worst thing a man can imagine, it’s no problem.
Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That’s what’s important. Valor pleases you, Crom, so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
“What if Trump dies on my birthday?” -literally my girlfriend this morning
🌬️🕯️
I’m amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He’s literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.
He’s a turd that just won’t flush.
The turd that hangs on and continually sexually assaults you.
I’m surprised they didn’t start the rumor yesterday , then when he came back tomorrow it would feed in to his Messiah complex
Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his “race: political” wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.
And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.
Vance isn’t clever enough to manage that level of subterfuge.
But he is slimy enough to try.
Hippocratic oath and all that.
Doctors and nurses. Remember your oath. The lives of many or one?
