Gas prjces should dop as fast as they rose right???

I mean that’s not even possible.
OPEC countries can’t just immediately restart shutdown production sites, and I’m talking about the ones that aren’t damaged.
And given that this is simply for the duration of the ceasefire, it is unlikely to result in any production restarts.
This will be useful for oil that is already in storage and ready to be loaded into tankers, as well as normal goods and trade i.e. consumables.
So, trump started a war and worldwide economic disaster and now he’s going to take credit as stopping a war, and then when prices come down a wee bit, take credit for that too, isn’t he?
Bro. He’s practically Jesus. Or a doctor, I don’t know. Were you expecting anything less?
Doctor Jesus
They call me MISTER Doctor Jesus
Hello I’m doctor Jesus, good morning how are you I’m doctor Jesus.
What are the odds ICE has already deported somebody named Jesús with a Ph.D or MD?
Pretty sure he’s a pedophile too.
Pedo is far too nice of a term for that shitstain. Technically someone could have pedo tendencies without having actually acted on it. This putrid sack did so numerous times, so it’s always worth emphasizing that he’s a multiple child rapist at every opportunity. Never let anyone downplay it
This is like the 10th war he has resolved, including the Ukraine war.
Thank god fifa will be in town soon to give him his second consecutive crackerjack peace prize.
Don’t forget the trump-epstein JCPOA2 (better and improved)
Watch Israel fuck it up
If they’re not planning to ruin it as we speak, something has changed
What Israel do exactly what every insider knows they will do, when they will do it, and they all profit off it.
FTFY
More stock market manipulation in 3, 2, 1 …
On a Friday?? Noooo…
Iran has to treat countries like Israel and America as if they were training dogs, with positive reinforcement, and treats.
“See, now that you are playing nice, we’ll open up the Strait, but we’re watching.”
And those countries know Iran is holding a really tightly rolled up Sunday NY Times while they’re saying it, which the World has felt before.
The Strait of Hormuz is Iran’s “Thing,” more important than a nuclear weapon. A nuke is just dick-waving stuff, but cutting off the World’s supply of everything, is REAL.
You don’t think they haven’t considered every tiny variable that would come into play in every imaginable scenario? These guys are as smart as anyone else on earth, and while our people are plotting how to make more money, they are considering every possible way they would have to defend their country, and take control of the Strait of Hormuz.
And we saw them do exactly that, with a decentralized mobile artillery force that has allowed them to keep firing rockets weeks after they were said to be “obliterated.” A day after Trump and Hegseth celebrated their total dominance of the air, which would allow them to fly bombers deep into Iranian territory and bomb the remaining missile sights, Iran shot down an American plane, then shot down one of the rescue planes, too.
The AmerIsraeli War® just offered Iran the world showcase to demonstrate their power, and succeeded in proving themselves to be as powerful as any nuclear country. Thanks, Trump.
It’s puts 100% of the blame on Trump now for blockading oil tankers.
Insurance carriers need it to stay open 2+ weeks to start insuring vessels again.
Israel will bomb Lebanon over the weekend. And we do it all again next week
They know there’s no chance Israel’s gonna abide by that ceasefire.
Is the Pope Catholic?
and does he shit in the woods?
Do women chose the catholic bear?
The sea makes it’s biggest retreat right before the tsunami.
So, is Israel going to stop bombing Lebanon?
Not in this timeline.
Technically, Israel is only bombing Israel.
According to Israel
Honestly shocked that both countries agreed. Donald and Keg-breath were desperate not to look like flailing pussies, but here we are.
Now we have to hope Israel doesn’t fuck it up and that Donald isn’t using this as cover to do something worse, which unfortunately, we can’t discount.
flailing pussies
New band name
China might be pulling some weight in the background.
Iranian media affiliated with the Revolutionary Guard described a limited reopening of the strait. It will close if the U.S. blockade continues, according to Tasnim News. President Donald Trump thanked Tehran for opening the strait, but said the U.S. blockade of Iran’s ports remains in effect.
Reopen the strait you crazy bastard.
Would normally be prelude to broader deal, but Iran has a history of being gullible on promises made to it.
They’re not being gullible here. The moment Israel violates the ceasefire, they’ll flip the sign back around on the Strait.
















