The answer is Mormons - Mormons love Jello
Cause it’s not a sin to fuck it right?
And trampolines for some reason.
At the same time? Sounds messy
Not a belt. More of a blob, or a mold if you will.
What is Dan adding here
Informing us that there is context for this, without providing said context.
Btw for anyone who isn’t aware Dan, the self-professed crank, is a senior writer at the national review most famous for his constitutional originalism and being anti-anti-MAGA. Like, he never advocates for Trump, just criticizes his critics. Read his works and come to your own conclusion on if he is a crank.
Uh, what? I thought this guy was an (ex) baseball sportscaster?
It’s in his Xitter profile
Yeah, wasn’t going to go there to look, but this is a different guy and just happens to have a baseball handle. Weird coincidence.
Thermal imaging reveals the true size of Utah’s Great Salt Lake.
This causes me to question who spent their time finding out the Jell-O consumption with what looks like a finer resolution than just by state. Like why?
The US is a feminine hygiene product?
See also: Funeral Potatoes.
Is this what they mean by the big J?
The only acceptable jello contains booze.
Looks like they wanted to cut some Jell-O in the shape of Utah and the rest is the leftover bits from doing so
Are those striped areas where it is half twiced so 100% of the average level?





