The answer is Mormons - Mormons love Jello
Cause it’s not a sin to fuck it right?
And trampolines for some reason.
At the same time? Sounds messy
Not a belt. More of a blob, or a mold if you will.
Thermal imaging reveals the true size of Utah’s Great Salt Lake.
This causes me to question who spent their time finding out the Jell-O consumption with what looks like a finer resolution than just by state. Like why?
What is Dan adding here
Informing us that there is context for this, without providing said context.
Btw for anyone who isn’t aware Dan, the self-professed crank, is a senior writer at the national review most famous for his constitutional originalism and being anti-anti-MAGA. Like, he never advocates for Trump, just criticizes his critics. Read his works and come to your own conclusion on if he is a crank.
Uh, what? I thought this guy was an (ex) baseball sportscaster?
It’s in his Xitter profile
Yeah, wasn’t going to go there to look, but this is a different guy and just happens to have a baseball handle. Weird coincidence.
See also: Funeral Potatoes.
Is this what they mean by the big J?
The US is a feminine hygiene product?
The only acceptable jello contains booze.
Looks like they wanted to cut some Jell-O in the shape of Utah and the rest is the leftover bits from doing so
Are those striped areas where it is half twiced so 100% of the average level?





