600,000 people sent in $100 deposits for this thing—!😧 (Dumbass is laughing all the way to the bank. )

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    Sounds like a perfect time to introduce the all new Trump Phone 2.

    If only I wasnt so lazy, and had all these pesky morals.

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    Can’t feel bad for people who got conned by a con man and now are suckers and losers for getting scammed.

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    You mean to tell me the con man scammed them out of their money? Shocking. /s

    Seriously it would be more surprising if they did come out.

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      I know that you meant this as 100% sarcasm, but this is going to be the real answer.

      It’s going to be Biden, possibly Clinton, Samsung, and possibly whoever else has slighted or failed to bribe him who are at fault. And these dumb, hateful mother fuckers are going to accept it and keep worshiping Trump.

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      No, they’ll never go bastille. They’ll blame obama no matter what. Look up the book “Dying of Whiteness”. It’s a compilation of stories of people who literally died because they refused obamacare and on their death bed were proud of it and never regretted once voting against policies that would have saved their lives.

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    Some days I wish I could just put my morals/ethics aside. One good grift and I could be rolling in MAGA money till the day I die.

    It’s unfortunate I’m unwilling to compromise myself and forgo peaceful sleep for the rest of my life.

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      They are the same people supporting discrimination, bans on abortion and the kidnapping of migrants in the usa. I would argue it’s not immoral to scam them, but I could be wrong

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    What do you mean it was all a scam? Trump is a god fearing Christian! Surely it is the fault of the next non-republican president from the future!

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      “If you’re doing business with a religious son of a bitch, Get. It. In. Writing. His word isn’t worth shit, not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.” -William S. Burroughs, Words of Advice for Young People.

      FWIW trump isn’t really religious, of course.

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    That’s okay, vote for him again. He’s going to give you everything you’re owed in his third term.

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    This was nothing but a 60,000,000 dollars loan at 0% interest rate to probably invest in AI and then only return the 100 dollars to those who requested it. Nicely played 🤣

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    LMAO. I LOVE IT. Such an American thing for a president to scam his own voters. Literally scam them out of money.

    They will moan a bit and then say “I would vote for him again” 🤣🤣🤣

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    In a logical world, this would result in 600k less electors for the orange buffon, wouldn’t it?

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      In a logical world this would result in a different president right away but this is the, what, tenth time this is happening? I lost count honestly. The trump coins, the gold phones, the tariffs etc etc. One way or another they were all designed to funnel money from the poor (and sometimes the stupid) to the rich.

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      Nah. It’s obviously someone else’s faults because Trump never does anything wrong, ever, and saying this is because of Trump is probably treason or some shit.

      And they will listen, conclude he’s an admirable man and vote for him again if they have the opportunity.

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    Instead this will just encourage the more.

    “We wouldn’t scam us again! He learned what he did wrong the first time!”