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The Burbs: IDGAF what my neighbors are doing and you shouldn’t either.
Evil Dead: Reading Books? I’ll wait for the movie.
Tremors: Leave
The Purge: Fake wound and blood and inject a paralyzer. Play dead until morning. Wonder if they visited that in the sequels because I have only watched the first.
I know this is a shitpost but I can’t help myself, paralytic drugs also paralyze your diaphragm and only last a few minutes. Pancuronium is the longest lasting paralytic and a single dose will get you 60-90 mins max. Youd spend your time fully conscious while suffocating and be dead before anyone could notice your sweet prosthetic makeup.
Also, you’d still have a pulse and warmth/color to your skin. Paralytics don’t stop your heartbeat, and are know to raise it to dangerous levels or cause dysrhythmias if not carefully controlled. So anything more than a passing glance (assuming you lived long enough for it to matter) would immediately give up the game and you’d be defenseless
I hope you like rock climbing and walking through desert terrain, cuz in Tremors the valley’s one exiting road is blocked by a rock slide, so leaving isn’t as easy done as it is said.
weird sounds in the basement or attic?
I’m not going
Nope: nope
human centipede:
I would simply not.
Also obligatory
Alien, rockets not too good yet.
Damn Swedes are horror-proof!
Inget är mer skrämmande än ett halvår av totalt mörker per år
förutom kanske sex månader av obevekligt dagsljus
Kiruna
Funny Games: Too tired to play, let’s do it tomorrow
Ready Or Not: Not yet
Rec: Damn I forgot to press record
Scream?
My survival suggestion is, “never assume the monster is dead until you have removed its head from its body.”
Doesn’t work in Return of the Living Dead.
American psycho is not a horror movie. It’s way too good to be a horror movie. It’s a thriller.
Sinister: I won’t move house
This is a Masterclass.
