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minus-squarejtrek@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·3 months agoI don’t understand what he wants the pedestrian to do. Not cross at all? Wait until there’s no traffic?
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 months agoClearly, the pedestrian should get a car, and OP just happens to work at a used car lot.
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoAnd when everybody’s driving they’ll complain there is too much traffic and the roads are now clogged.
minus-squareboonhet@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoWell he’s a blockchain guy so maybe he wants everyone to rent or lease used cars via some DeFi car lending app.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoBut if they move in a J formation, they won’t successfully cross the street
minus-squarepHr34kY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 months agoI see people press the button and wait when there’s clearly no traffic.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoWell, if there’s a pedestrian traffic light, that’s the legal thing to do
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoYes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that’s what I’ve been teaching to my kid, maybe I’m wrong?
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoPress button, stay in the lines, if worried about success of your personal injury suit :)
minus-squarepHr34kY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou don’t get hit if you don’t expect cars to stop. It’s safer to go on the red.
minus-squareJiral@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI think he just wants pedestrians to just not exist at all or maybe die trying to cross while traffic is flowing.
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI’m guessing he wanted the person to wait until it changes for the cars or something
I don’t understand what he wants the pedestrian to do. Not cross at all? Wait until there’s no traffic?
IRL Frogger
Clearly, the pedestrian should get a car, and OP just happens to work at a used car lot.
And when everybody’s driving they’ll complain there is too much traffic and the roads are now clogged.
Well he’s a blockchain guy so maybe he wants everyone to rent or lease used cars via some DeFi car lending app.
Jaywalk.
But if they move in a J formation, they won’t successfully cross the street
Frogger.
I see people press the button and wait when there’s clearly no traffic.
Well, if there’s a pedestrian traffic light, that’s the legal thing to do
Yes, because you have a red light, you stop, press button and wait for green. At least that’s what I’ve been teaching to my kid, maybe I’m wrong?
Press button, stay in the lines, if worried about success of your personal injury suit :)
You don’t get hit if you don’t expect cars to stop. It’s safer to go on the red.
I think he just wants pedestrians to just not exist at all or maybe die trying to cross while traffic is flowing.
I’m guessing he wanted the person to wait until it changes for the cars or something