finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoThe media is spending more effort trying to find where Trump's mystery meat is coming from than they spent trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell is still alive, or not.message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1449arrow-down18
arrow-up1441arrow-down1message-squareThe media is spending more effort trying to find where Trump's mystery meat is coming from than they spent trying to figure out if Mitch McConnell is still alive, or not.finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up113·2 days agoI think you may have just solved both mysteries with one sentence.
minus-squareBeBopALouie@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoThe only thing that’s illegal to the child rapist is a sick bird.
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 days agoYou’re right, people are alive. As meat they’re referred to as long pork.
I think you may have just solved both mysteries with one sentence.
Mmmmm turtle meat
Wait, that’s illegal
The only thing that’s illegal to the child rapist is a sick bird.
Soylent Green
Nah, Mitch ain’t people
You’re right, people are alive. As meat they’re referred to as long pork.