Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.
“The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0.”
Sounds materialistic, but I haven’t found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn’t make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like “buy RAM and GPUs” is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.
“The winning numbers for Friday, Sep17, 2021 are 14 17 20 27 32 EZ 3 7”
Warum lange warten?
Look at Herr “I have smart ideas when put on the spot” over here.
Plot twist, your past self receives the sentence verbally and they have nothing to write it down to.
The sequence of the numbers is not important and it’s not all or nothing (5 correct numbers would still net a decent amount of money), so there’s a chance that I’d recall enough to make use of it anyway. But it’s a good point, this kind of thing hinges on the specifics of how the sentence is transmitted much more than something like “take out fire insurance” or “don’t trust X”.
If we had more time, then you could have sent back the lotto numbers from 5 years ago
Winning numbers are public record. Don’t make yourself wait the full five years!
I had a similar thought, but I would send, “The winning Powerball numbers for November 5, 2022 will be 28 45 53 56 69, with a power ball of 20.”
Since the Nov. 7, 2022 jackpot was $2.04 billion dollars, I would just send the winning numbers for the previous drawing that no one won. No reason to go small when I could take a huge jackpot with nearly a billion dollar lump sum payout.
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Force mom to go see a doctor.
Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.
You should just break up with her while you have the chance
You’re trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy
Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.
I’m so sorry
YOU LIKE WOMEN!
CLS’s stock price will increase by 3,860.57% over the next five years.
Put as much money into your index funds and don’t stop until October 13th, 2026. Then convert it all to cash.
Wait what happens on October 14?
Clearly someone from five years in Semisimian’s future just gave him the inside scoop.
Anthropic IPO?
Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.
Buy Nvidia stock.
Bitcoin peaks at $100k
Divorce him now!
Dump this job, it’s making you miserable.
Don’t fucking marry her you idiot.
I was there five years ago, ten years ago, fifteen twenty and thirty years ago, and I said that to them. I was right. But it didn’t help.
Don’t beat yourself up, it takes a lot of guts to love.
